throws random objects thread - United Bimmer Community

**Chris** · 08-03-2005, 12:12 AM

okay, so here's something to have some fun with. in this game, someone throws a random object. The next poster a) describes what the object hit and the amount of damage done b) throws another random object. so for example:

poster 1:

*throws an apple*

poster 2:

The apple hits and breaks grandmothers cremation urn
*throws a chair*

poster 3:

The chair hits harry's new bov knocing off the table and into the trash.... he never sees it again

*throws a bottle of suntan lotion*

and it continues like that. the only rule is that the damage must be realistic... if someone throws a marshmallow, it can't hit someone in the head and kill them. stuff like that

*throws a banana*

**komodo** · 08-03-2005, 12:14 AM

The banana lands in shpuz's lap and a dozen monkeys tackle him for it.

*throws a knife*

**hamann318is** · 08-03-2005, 01:24 AM

The knife hits a very small dog, which many small childern cried about for many many days. Luckily, the dog recovers and goes on to become the first dog to play the paino.

*throws a grapefruit spoon*

**Cellardoor** · 08-03-2005, 01:55 AM

The Grapefruit Spoon punctures a trucks tire sending it careening into an emergency room loby injuring many and killing more.

*throws a small yappy dog*

-Hutch-

**SHAHAB323IS** · 08-03-2005, 01:58 AM

this thread sucks

**Dudesky** · 08-03-2005, 07:07 AM

Shahab throws a rotten tomato at Chris for starting the thread, who was yawning at the time. It goes straight in and he chokes on it, maggots and all, but the thread continues.

*throws a beer bottle*

**528man** · 08-03-2005, 07:42 AM

the beer bottle happens to be the only bottle with a seeker set to "thread haters." this beer bottle not only wants a hater, its wants the best. it hits shahab in the nose.

*throws rubber cement*

**bmw4life** · 08-03-2005, 11:37 AM

The rubber cement lands in shahab's mouth and now his tongue is stuck to his lips

*throws a baseball*

DEATH2000 · 08-03-2005, 12:09 PM

the baseball goes and hits an old woman in the head knocking her down a flight of stairs

*throws a cell phone*

**528man** · 08-03-2005, 12:24 PM

the cell phone is hooked up to a world PA system. when you throw it the rubber cement on shahabs face makes it stick. they world ends because all they hear 24/7 is his bitching.

*throws a coke*

DEATH2000 · 08-03-2005, 12:25 PM

the coke hits shabab in the face spilling all over his lap

*throws a playing card*

**528man** · 08-03-2005, 12:31 PM

the card hits shahab in the hands so he cant type anymore

*throws a bomb*

craig · 08-03-2005, 01:05 PM

the bomb gets stuck to shahabs face then blows up.

*throws a dozen angry monkeys*

**jrhaile** · 08-03-2005, 02:30 PM

omfg I can't help but laugh at this thread... carry on with Shpuz's throw

DEATH2000 · 08-03-2005, 02:51 PM

the angry moneys attack Saddam hussien and eat his face

*throws a donut*