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07-31-2005, 05:05 PM
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Dating Limits...So Now I'm about to tap 35 yr old poontang!?
So anyway....I've been working as a consultant for a program I've been running for the last 6 yrs upstate NY. The woman we hired to replace me got limes disease and I've had to come in everyday this month to train a new woman (actually a friend of a friend and someone I've worked with before...who we hired to replace me)...She a cute 35 yr old single teacher and horny a fcuk! We joke around all the time while working (Wilderness Education)...I mean like sexual jokes...at the same time there are 3 other females and I'm the only guy...so its like a virtual talk show all the time... So the deal is I just found out that she wants to hook up with me and now it's kind of creeping me out....I like her and all, but I don't know about sleeping with a woman that is ONE: over 30 yrs old and TWO: about 10 yrs older than me. Now I'm worried that shit may go down that I may regret...  Don't misinterpret me , she is really cute and sort sexy in that teacher-way and I'm kind of turned on by the whole older woman teacher thing...but I'm currently getting crazy attention from much more hotter and younger female Lifeguards and I have a feeling as soon as I slip up and sleep with her word will spread like a forest fire thru the entire staff and all my potential poontang from the pool staff will disappear like gas in a 760il!!! 
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07-31-2005, 05:10 PM
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Thats messed up dude. Id say go for the younger girls first, then if bad shit happens with them then you can upgrade to the 35 yr old. My opionion probably doesnt matter much cause im under 20. But i still wouldnt tap a 35 yr old unless i was at least 30
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07-31-2005, 05:54 PM
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dude if she is a milf I would definetely tap it!
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07-31-2005, 05:57 PM
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if she's hot, tap it... there will be many more young girls down the road...but in a couple years, the "older woman" won't be nearly as hot because the definition changes with age (AKA 40)
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07-31-2005, 06:03 PM
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i would hit it if you could guarentee that word would not spread. i would not risk it if you might blow your chance with all the hot young chicks.
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07-31-2005, 08:23 PM
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What the hell is wrong with our youth? f*ck dude, i would not wanna tap that unless i was at least 30. I like girls who are within a year of my age (preferably younger, but im under 21) but t each his own
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07-31-2005, 08:32 PM
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 I have to agree with Death200 in a way. Dude, you aren't married, fuck as much as you can//want
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07-31-2005, 08:33 PM
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why not tap the younger, then the older. or take them both to the bar and...... well alcohol makes people very open to new stuff
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07-31-2005, 08:42 PM
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07-31-2005, 08:58 PM
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No...the thing is that I'm most worried about is that the woman will assume once I sleep with her that my ass belongs to only her and she knows that I got other younger chicks potentially lined up...on top of all that this woman is very agressive. once I fuck her I have a strong feeling that she will make it her priority to keep all other pussy away from my dick...in fact...she already caught me flirting with this Puerto Rican female counselor (even though I was only playing around) and she told her jokingly "oh, you don't really want to give him your number"...I was like "why are u cock blocking me?" and she joked that she wanted me for herself....  I'm afraid of her agressiveness, but I know she's horny, older and will definately do things to me no younger less experienced girl can...but it's a big risk.... BTW...I've been noticing for the first time I actually think my BMW is getting me crazy ass attention from girls at this summer camp...  I guess when you roll up with a Freshly painted Calypso Red Bimmer and park it next to all the crusty ass Altimas and Camrys and Jettas in the staff lot...women tend to notice you... 
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07-31-2005, 09:43 PM
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Dear diary...
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07-31-2005, 09:46 PM
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Give her one from me then!
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07-31-2005, 09:55 PM
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from what i hear.. 40 is where its at. for the women at least. NO, i dont go for them that old.. currently its 22 
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07-31-2005, 09:58 PM
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from wat you said Delmarco, go with the young hot pootang, the other woman just seems to high maitnence
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07-31-2005, 09:59 PM
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stick it in the butt! hahaha, it might be weird after that, but it would be great.  |
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