Dating Limits...So Now I'm about to tap 35 yr old poontang!? - Page 4 - United Bimmer Community

**delmarco** · 08-04-2005, 11:21 PM

okay...damn!!!
I got some pictures coming over the weekend when I get back to NYC and a proper computer...

so as of now...last night I went over this blond chick's house (actually it's a top floor luxury apartment she's sitting for the summer) who made me dinner (just pasta nothing candle lit or anything big like that) and wanted me to watch LOST with her...she never seen it but wanted to check it out since I talk about it all the time..anyway..this chick would not STFU whiles I was trying to get into my show...anyway...we getting into it when the old woman comes up and she asks if I'm messing around with her too. I was like shocked...because I'm NOT messing with the old chick...yet!...but I denied everything and asked the blond chick how come she would thinkto ask that...(I was playing it off big time)...

anyway the story is ...apparantly the old chick is already telling other females on camp that I'm hounding after her...I call her to talk and tease her...yata yata yata...anyway.
I told her to stop telling people about our conversations and shit...but I doubt that she is going to...

anyway...last night was a dud with the blond chick...I was really fucking tired from work and it was midnight and I was even more pissed that my car had to go back to BMW of Manhattan dealership at 7:30am this morning (Damn ABS light xcamee on after I paid them $460 to fix it). That meant I had to drive my car for an hour and get a lift back upstate with a friend from work.

anyway...pictures coming this weekend...sorry I didn't even read any of the comments yet...

witeshark · 08-04-2005, 11:36 PM

They do keep you busy Del!

**LandoAWD** · 08-05-2005, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by delmarco

sorry I didn't even read any of the comments yet...

You should. Several would even apply to this very post. Its like we're psychic.

**528man** · 08-05-2005, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by LandoAWD

You should. Several would even apply to this very post. Its like we're psychic.

i love you guys hahahhaa

**bimmerdame** · 08-05-2005, 12:04 PM

Man, The More Older, The More Experienced!!! Go Get That Shiet!!!

**Beelzibub** · 08-05-2005, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by LandoAWD

You should. Several would even apply to this very post. Its like we're psychic.

^^^^

**delmarco** · 08-06-2005, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Beelzibub

^^^ Once on the werkz he submitted a post saying that he had just put some wax polish on his car - how long did he need to leave it on for before polishing it off. Only a retard would ask such a question rather than reading the back of the bottle.

The guy just posts so he can see his own damn name on the screen he loves himself that much.

Beezl you got the wrong guy...I don't even have wax. I pay to have other people hand wax my car, moron!

Beezl, not once have I seen you post anything positive or funny or original or witty or interesting...you are a fucking forum-vulture. You just prey on other people's post for your own fucking childish amusement....

Lando...You have been cool with me so far. I know I'm a grown ass man..and I can make my own fucking decisions...I just thought that the situation was interesting...like a game of sexual chess, If I make one move, say...to take the queen off the board...I may risk losing a few young sexy pawns!!!

But anyway I DID post it for amusement and I already know how to handle my shit...

I just thought you kids might be interested to see what life is like lived outside the geeky-ass bedroom of your parents house and away from your dorky computer screens and spongebob squarepants underwear-(no offense Torque

).

And one more thing...Beezl! your bitch-ass better believe that I'm conceited and stuck the fuck up because I've always been spoiled when it came to the opposite sex!

So much so that I can have fun with it in a fun way...and yes I will fuck that 35 yr old 1st chance I get and I will get a few more birds down while my gun is still loaded! Pictures coming soon!

**komodo** · 08-07-2005, 06:26 PM

*ahem* watch the slander, but nice to know you made up your mind to hit it.

haha

**Beelzibub** · 08-07-2005, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by delmarco

Beezl you got the wrong guy...I don't even have wax. I pay to have other people hand wax my car, moron!

See you love youself that much you think we would be interested in the fact that you get your 11 year old car waxed by a stoned mexican

Beezl, not once have I seen you post anything positive or funny or original or witty or interesting...you are a fucking forum-vulture. You just prey on other people's post for your own fucking childish amusement....

Yep I amuse myself a little but at least I don't live in a fucked up Micheal Jackson style retarded fantasy world where everyone loves me and gives a fuck about my every move.

Lando...You have been cool with me so far. I know I'm a grown ass man..and I can make my own fucking decisions...I just thought that the situation was interesting...like a game of sexual chess, If I make one move, say...to take the queen off the board...I may risk losing a few young sexy pawns!!!

Lando seems to live in the real world where people just get on with their lives and don't actually spend any time thinking about how to solve Delmarco's retarded fantasies - Lando correct me if I'm wrong.

Del have you ever looked at what people think of you??? Probably not cos your heads so far up your own fucking ass.

But anyway I DID post it for amusement and I already know how to handle my shit...

I just thought you kids might be interested to see what life is like lived outside the geeky-ass bedroom of your parents house and away from your dorky computer screens and spongebob squarepants underwear-(no offense Torque

).

Kids????????????????? At 31 and the IT Manager of 3 sites I hardly think I qualify as a geeky assed dorky parents house bedroom computer user - Maybe I've got a little more life experience and expertise than you???

And one more thing...Beezl! your bitch-ass better believe that I'm conceited and stuck the fuck up because I've always been spoiled when it came to the opposite sex!

Yep - I've shown you pics to plenty of female colleagues and they all want to fuck you so bad!!! NOT they all think you're a geeky looking bony girly armed freak. And not one of them can believe you love youself so much - Maybe in the land of Delmarco Ugly freak is reversed or something???

So much so that I can have fun with it in a fun way...and yes I will fuck that 35 yr old 1st chance I get and I will get a few more birds down while my gun is still loaded! Pictures coming soon!

Noone gives a fuck you retard - fuck your imaginary friend or not - we just don't care!

..

DEATH2000 · 08-07-2005, 11:01 PM

holy shit ^^^ that is so not work safe

**delmarco** · 08-07-2005, 11:07 PM

thanks beezl....
i think i'm going to jump off a bridge now...now that i can clearly see that u don't love me as much as I do....

ha ha ha ha...
relax dude...just having some fun...
Cant you see that I am?

he he he he

**Chris** · 08-07-2005, 11:26 PM

WOWSER! that went crazy real fast.

**delmarco** · 08-07-2005, 11:26 PM

All the pictures are here...I just posted them...so chill people!!!!
More pictures coming...

http://www.unitedbimmer.com/forums/s...9080#post39080

BTW guess who got some sweet 35 yr old MILF poontang this weekend...he he he...

Pictures of the scratches on my back and arse coming soon..

witeshark · 08-08-2005, 12:13 AM

Okay! Here - Easy does it

**komodo** · 08-08-2005, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by delmarco

Pictures of the scratches on my back and arse coming soon..

For your own sake, I hope you don't post pics of your ass.