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Old 08-01-2005, 03:22 PM   #31
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And regardless of what we say, he is still going to do what he thinks is best... so why the hell post.
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Old 08-01-2005, 06:26 PM   #32
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Post pics of both chicks and we'll vote...
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Old 08-01-2005, 06:46 PM   #33
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Man best inspect that ass ! if its that easy to get down with you, then im sure she's been around, My Weiner likes to be herpe free that includes any VD. oh yea no cure for herpes. thanks again.
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Old 08-03-2005, 07:34 AM   #34
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Man don't you just fucking love yourself??? Always posting pics of yourself an shit and now you'll have us believe that you're some kinda pussy magnet that gets women in such a sexual frenzy they couldn't possibly let you go afterwards and will be prepared to kill any other female that passes within a couple o hundred miles.

I think you talk shit, you have always talked shit and will probably continue to talk shit until the day you die.

1. You just ain't a good looking bloke (I'm not neither but at least I'm not delusional about it).

2. You have the physique of a small child ( a female one at that)

3. By asking a load of people who you don't know outside of cyberspace whether you should fuck someone or not you give the impression that you are somewhat retarded and the situation you porport to be in a conunderum about is likely to be as real as a fucking tooth fairy.
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Old 08-03-2005, 07:38 AM   #35
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No shit, right.

Del, aren't you 20 something? Can you not make up your mind for yourself?

You come on here with rediculously juvenile issues all the time, don't even get me started on Werkz before this place came about, asking for opinions on what you, a grown man, should do with "poontang" or an Asian "chick".

Christ dude, live your life how YOU want to live it.

^^^ Once on the werkz he submitted a post saying that he had just put some wax polish on his car - how long did he need to leave it on for before polishing it off. Only a retard would ask such a question rather than reading the back of the bottle.

The guy just posts so he can see his own damn name on the screen he loves himself that much.
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Old 08-03-2005, 07:53 AM   #36
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Man don't you just fucking love yourself??? Always posting pics of yourself an shit and now you'll have us believe that you're some kinda pussy magnet that gets women in such a sexual frenzy they couldn't possibly let you go afterwards and will be prepared to kill any other female that passes within a couple o hundred miles.

I think you talk shit, you have always talked shit and will probably continue to talk shit until the day you die.

1. You just ain't a good looking bloke (I'm not neither but at least I'm not delusional about it).

2. You have the physique of a small child ( a female one at that)

3. By asking a load of people who you don't know outside of cyberspace whether you should fuck someone or not you give the impression that you are somewhat retarded and the situation you porport to be in a conunderum about is likely to be as real as a fucking tooth fairy.

I'm taking the Chunnel when I go to Belgium nxt year, and buying you a beer.
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Old 08-03-2005, 09:04 AM   #37
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I'm taking the Chunnel when I go to Belgium nxt year, and buying you a beer.
You're welcome - But the beer is probably better in Belgium.
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Old 08-03-2005, 09:07 AM   #38
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Old 08-03-2005, 09:35 AM   #39
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Old 08-03-2005, 12:13 PM   #40
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Old 08-03-2005, 01:00 PM   #41
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rofl delmarco is getting a good e-beating

i still <3 you del, oh and the answer is: bang that fucking milf you idiot
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Old 08-03-2005, 04:11 PM   #42
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Do the old woman, my buddy is 21 and fucked a 43 year old on a cruise. You will be a legend amoungst your friends and they will never let you forget about it.
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Old 08-03-2005, 04:40 PM   #43
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just fuck her, its that simple.
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Old 08-03-2005, 07:37 PM   #44
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Old 08-03-2005, 08:45 PM   #45
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