Fatal Wish Thread

[DEATH2000]

wish granted, but your prize is only $1 and the government taxes you $100,000


i wish for beer

[witeshark]

You get beer, but it's boiler makers way too strong!

I wish for magic lightening!

[bmw4life]

You get magic lightening but you don't know how to use it right and it hits you and the rest of your family killing everyone but you.

I wish my leg did not hurt

[craig]

your leg dosnt hurt. but you have one huge headache.



i wish my family wasnt so automotivly restricted.

[DEATH2000]

there not automotivley restricted, but you are


i wish for a monkey

[RealBmw 02]

you get your monkey, but it rapes you and you die from the mad monkey syndrome

i wish my cast was off and I could drive my 02

[DEATH2000]

u get ur cast off and on ur first drive u crash


i wish for new shades

[Chris]

you get new shades..... but they're hot pink with glitter and you can't get them off.... EVER

i wish i had a car

[Rooz]

You get it but the windows in it brakes and you end up blind

I wish I would own a country

[DEATH2000]

you own a country but there is a coupe and you are killed


i wish for a tricycle

[witeshark]

You get a tricycle. It's made of C4 and detonates.

I wish for a flat screen TV

[Chris]

on a side note.... there's this new thing called the world. its a private investment where man made islands are made and the whole completed island group looks like the globe and you can buy your own country.... pretty cool.

you get a flat screen tv...it flattens your dog when it falls and your super model wife divroces you

I wish i was a harvard grad (law)

[DEATH2000]

u are a harvad grad but nobody hires u cnad u become homless


i wish for an F16

[Chris]

you get it.... but you forgot to wish for gas and crash

i wish for a 32 inch monitor to hook up to my powerbook

[DEATH2000]

you forgot to make a wish and get banned from UB


i wish for UB stickers


EDIT: man im blind, i cant see shit