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07-28-2005, 04:21 PM
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Granted, but to get that you have to get ass fucked by the police chief. I wish I had a monkey.
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07-28-2005, 04:23 PM
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I wish I didn't have a boss.
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07-28-2005, 04:34 PM
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you dont have a boss. you have a supreme overlord dominator, cause your now a gay sex slave i wish my dinner was ready
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Bet I can drive faster than you can Come on Hoss, let's have some fun Go on shoot me with your radar gun You look bored and I sure am Catch me if you can. |
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07-28-2005, 05:48 PM
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Your dinner is ready but a dog comes and shits all over it. I wish my car was manual.
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07-28-2005, 05:51 PM
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your car is now a 5-speed. but the transmision blows the next day. i wish my parents were nice |
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07-28-2005, 06:00 PM
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Your parents are nice but only for one day and then become twice as bad as they were before. I wish komodo would give me his exhaust.
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07-28-2005, 06:39 PM
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you get his exhaust. but your drivin around one night, and its so loud it wakes up an angry redneck. and he starts shooting at your car. your car is now full of holes i wish i had an M3 |
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07-28-2005, 06:50 PM
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You get a M3 and the first time you go out to drive it you wreck and kill a kid in another car I wish this thread would go on forever.
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07-28-2005, 07:07 PM
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this thread is here forever. but 2 people hated this thread and got tired of it seeing it all the time and started an anti unitedbimmer web site, all the members leave, except for me. then unitedbimmer dies(NNOOOOOOO) i wish i had a better camera |
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07-28-2005, 07:08 PM
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It goes on forever, but komodo locks it and only posts in it himself. I wish I could pee out my ears.
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07-28-2005, 07:08 PM
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It goes on for another 18 years, and unfortunately most of it has to do with blown car parts and gay sex and bleeding monkeys. I wish nothing unfortunate will happen to me ever
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07-28-2005, 07:14 PM
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nothing happens to you, but the world ends. and your the only one left. i wish i didnt have work tommorwo
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07-28-2005, 07:31 PM
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you don't have to work tomorrow, but you don't get paid either, so as a result you are forced into poverty. I wish I could fly (and avoid planes and land).
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07-28-2005, 07:34 PM
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you can fly, but you get eaten by a giant bird i wish I had beer right now
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07-28-2005, 07:48 PM
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you have beer........ in your car, you get pulled over and busted for DUI i wish i had a new computer |
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