"Cool" Mom.... - United Bimmer Community

**komodo** · 07-27-2005, 01:46 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/mom_sex_p...NlYwMlJVRPUCUl

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'Cool Mom' Threw Sex Parties for Boys
Friday, January 21, 2005

ARVADA, Colo. — A 40-year-old woman faces charges of sexual assault (search) and contributing to the delinquency of a minor for allegedly supplying drugs and alcohol to high school boys and having sex with some of them.

Sylvia Johnson (search), 40, told police she wanted to be a "cool mom," according to an arrest affidavit.

Johnson did not immediately return a telephone message Thursday.

The arrest affidavit alleges Johnson had parties for the boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004. The affidavit says she gave them marijuana (search), methamphetamine (search) and a variety of alcoholic drinks.

"She described herself as a 'cool mom,' " Detective R.J. Vander Veen wrote in the affidavit. He said Johnson told investigators "she was never popular with classmates in high school and now began 'feeling like one of the group.' "

Jefferson County district attorney's spokeswoman Pam Russell said she could not comment on whether Johnson has any children. If she does, they would be considered victims, Russell said, and state law shields their identities.

The affidavit accuses Johnson of providing drugs and alcohol to eight boys and having sex with five of them.

Authorities said the investigation began after one of the boys told his mother about the encounters, and she called police.

Johnson faces a preliminary hearing in February on two counts of sexual assault, eight counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and two counts of distribution of a controlled substance. She was arrested last month.

Unless it was stacy's mom, that's kinda disturbing. And from what I hear, she wasn't very attractive either.

**528man** · 07-27-2005, 07:18 AM

how cool can you get.

**EnvyM3** · 07-27-2005, 07:27 AM

"Pam Russell said she could not comment on whether Johnson has any children"

Funny but isn't that kinda obvious by Johnsons statement about being a cool MOM.

lol mom = chidren

**zeaq328i** · 07-27-2005, 08:30 AM

Hey// you've taken it from the MBworld.org!! Haha

**komodo** · 07-27-2005, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by zeaq328i

Hey// you've taken it from the MBworld.org!! Haha

Hehe, seemed like a cool article.

I browse around a dozen forums, and whenever I see a thread that's interesting, I post it on ub.c. Spreading the information. hehe

DEATH2000 · 07-27-2005, 01:08 PM

i heard about that on CNN and shit. that was totally fucked up. who would want to have sex with their friends mom?

**EnvyM3** · 07-27-2005, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DEATH2000

i heard about that on CNN and shit. that was totally fucked up. who would want to have sex with their friends mom?

I would just for bragging rights

Shut up dude.....I fucked your mom

witeshark · 07-27-2005, 01:25 PM

Really. What's next?

**komodo** · 07-27-2005, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by EnvyM3

I would just for bragging rights

Shut up dude.....I fucked your mom

Haha!

DEATH2000 · 07-27-2005, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by EnvyM3

I would just for bragging rights

Shut up dude.....I fucked your mom

funny, mostly cause my mom is the ugliest cow youve ever seen.if you actualey saw her you would run away screaming

**Rooz** · 07-27-2005, 06:28 PM

Wonder what she looks like

**Hoppy** · 07-27-2005, 06:46 PM

definatly just to shut them up
" I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!"

**///M Speed** · 07-28-2005, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by EnvyM3

I would just for bragging rights

Shut up dude.....I fucked your mom

OK Stifler...

**Antiburn** · 07-30-2005, 07:58 AM

Somebody has to find a pic of her.

witeshark · 07-30-2005, 01:46 PM

I saw her on the news. Umm... 'Nuff said