One Drunken Night (Long but good) - United Bimmer Community

**jrhaile** · 07-24-2005, 02:23 PM

So it was my good friends' bachelor party last night. We met at his cousin's house around 6pm. Before I went there, I bought myseld a 5th of Jeger; bad idea. Anyways, we all begin to get blitz at 6pm. We then head to hooters in which I gamble and actually win over 100 bucks. So this is going too good to be true. Now comes the dinner. For some reason, all 15 of us thought this was Showgirls and not a family dining restaurant. To make a long story short, we end up throwing food, grabbing watiresses asses and boobs and end up being escorted out by the police. So we had not even gotten out food yet. So we go to Red Robin. The folks at Red Robin were very nice to us and left a whole section to us open at the bar. So no real major problems there and we get to eat. I should mention, I spent that 100 bucks I won at Red Robin on shots for myself and friend. 5 dollars a shot, 2 men, 100 bones to blow, you do the math. So now we get picked up by Spokane's Party Bus. Which is just a big ass bus with tons of alcohol in it and cool shit. It's like a limo but with 10x the room which came in handy. By this time, my 5th of Jeger is now only about a 1/4 of Jeger.

So the first bar we roll up to is Trick Shots. My bachelor friend, Andy has a shirt with a list of things he has to do including get flashed, get some thongs, panties, bra's and dance with a fat chick hahaha. So I'm the head scout as the best man and continue to make sure he gets all of this done. By the time we left Trick shots, I had compiled over 10 pairs of things, 5 bras, and 3 pairs of boy shorts and seen more titties there then I did later the night at the tity bar. Great times. We next roll to the Big Sleazy (Easy). So having done all of his things he has to do before he gets married, I get this idea, lets see how many pairs of thongs and bras I can get tonight. We left the Sleazy with a BAG yes a BAG full of every color and type of clothing you could imaging from a woman. What a wonderful night this. Best part was, half of the time, the girls went outside to take this off infront of me hahaha.

So now having fulfilled my good deeds, I then proceed to pickup about 10 bitches to ride in our party bus with us. What a time that was and I will not disclose any incriminating evidence against any of the men on the bus.

So now roll out to State Line Showgirls. By this time, my 5th is empty and I can hardly stay awake. So I get a coule of lap dances, get a bunch of titties rubbed in my face and proceed to leave and walk home thinking my house was just down the road. Well it is, it's about 10 minutes by car and 2 hours by foot!!! So I'm half way home and just piss ass drunk. The road seemed to go forever. Then a car stops and a HOT bitch asks me if I need a ride. I'm like HELL YEAH! She goes "I saw you leave the club about an hour ago and I wanted to see if you were alright." I was like... uhh ok. I look at her again, and it was the girl that I had been getting lap dances from all night. So it's not 3am when she picked me up and my house is only 2 more mile away. I didn't get home until 6am this morning. Leave the rest up to your imagination

So this was the craziest night I think I have ever had in my life and boy was it fun! Too bad David didn't make it over here. He called me earlier in the day and said he might head this way. But my phone died, so I don't know if he ever called. Oh well.. I thought last night was fun enough to write a book about.. peace

**spiff** · 07-24-2005, 02:34 PM

Cool. Sounds like fun.
-dan.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**jrhaile** · 07-24-2005, 02:37 PM

Wow, you read it? Now after looking at it, that is one long story lol

witeshark · 07-24-2005, 02:41 PM

Astonishing amount of sheer party

**jrhaile** · 07-24-2005, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by witeshark

Astonishing amount of sheer party

No kidding... 6pm until 6am...oh well, gotta let loose every once in a while especially since I'm getting married in 7 weeks

**94bmw325i** · 07-24-2005, 02:59 PM

hmm glad your gf isn't on these forums lol. So you and your friend are getting married at roughly the same time?

**jrhaile** · 07-24-2005, 03:03 PM

His is next weekend and mine is Sept 16th...

**94bmw325i** · 07-24-2005, 03:17 PM

well good luck! Try to get a few more nights out like this before you get married!

**komodo** · 07-24-2005, 04:33 PM

Haha, sounds like you had an amazing night.

But for this thread to truely be great, I must request..... pics or ban.

**Spieluhr** · 07-24-2005, 04:57 PM

hahah

nice story man. sounds like a hell of a time.

**gotKRAUT** · 09-21-2005, 04:01 AM

bump