So a month ago I doubled parked around the corner of a police precinct and I got coffee when I returned I saw a cruiser with lights blinking behind my car and a cop walking to my car. He was pulling his ticket book out as I came over to the car, wide eyed and scared, he looked at me struggling with coffee in one hand , NY times in the other car keys in my mouth and he shook his head and sighed and got back into his car and drove off...not saying a word to me.
Then today I ran a redlight whiles speeding over 60 mph in a 35 mph zone. And at the intersection was a serious looking police cruiser with the freaking huge spaceship antennae, siren horns and lights above the roof anyway I brake but it was too late so I went right thru the light and the siren lights come on as he turns to come after me...then the lights went off and he turned away down another street.
I was like
but come on now....I pay my taxes and these guys don't even want to work...