Best and worst ways to die - United Bimmer Community

DEATH2000 · 07-22-2005, 02:38 PM

Whats ur opinon on the best and worst ways to die? Yes i know im a sick individual for starting this.

Here are some of mine:

Best:
-gunshot to head
-crashing head on into a wall at 200mph
-in ur sleep
-eating to death

Worst:
-drowning
-slowly poisoned
-run over by a semi
-sucked into a machine
-stabbed
-rapped by 50 monkeys

**Hoppy** · 07-22-2005, 02:42 PM

best
having sex, or better yet in a twenty girl and you orgy

worst
choking

i know when i die, im making front page. cause i ether died saving a buss load of nuns from a firey crash, or i was the drunk driver of the gas tanker. either way when i die i want people to look back in 50 years and say " holly shit that guy was an asshole/ hero"

**Torque** · 07-22-2005, 02:43 PM

Last night I had a dream that I was sitting on a couch, watching TV with some buddies and Darth Vader came up from behind trying to strangle me after he just strangled a girl sitting next to me. So I reached up and cracked his head open and was about to pull his brains out when he broke my neck and I woke up.

That would suck as a way of death.

**defkon99** · 07-22-2005, 02:44 PM

i would say getting hit by a train and slowly bleeding to death, or hands tied & some dude just slashes your throat and keeps cuttin until your head get detached from your body, maybe 3-4 Minutes to cut through the spinal cord. or a nice slash across the belly as u watch your bowels hit the floor.

as for the best. shit u got me death sucks...

**Hoppy** · 07-22-2005, 02:44 PM

oh and to add to worst.

being raped by 51 monkeys

**jrhaile** · 07-22-2005, 02:46 PM

being eaten by an animal or burning to death

**komodo** · 07-22-2005, 02:55 PM

Best way to die would be in a nice car at high speeds.

Worst is probably being buried alive and dieing after a few days/weeks of starvation/water deprivation.

**jrhaile** · 07-22-2005, 03:02 PM

being gutted while alive would suck too.. that's probably no fun

**Torque** · 07-22-2005, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by komodo

Best way to die would be in a nice car at high speeds.

No, that would just be the best way to prove you can't drive worth shit.

**donald1476** · 07-22-2005, 03:08 PM

Worst - Being attacked by a shark in the middle of the ocean then drowning. Knowing you are going to die and just letting go would be extremely difficult, followed by the feeling over consumption of salt water filling your lungs.

**jrhaile** · 07-22-2005, 03:17 PM

you painted a good picture, jesus..

**beem** · 07-22-2005, 03:33 PM

Im not writing shit down.. cause what if those are the ways you will die soon? Ever seen final destination? Its not the same, but same topic.

oops.. i just wrote 'shit'.. that would be a bad way to die. suffocate in a pile of shit.

**mullethunter3** · 07-22-2005, 04:25 PM

being raped by a drag queen, maybe not the worst way to die...

but definately the worst kind of rape

**B3M2W5i** · 07-22-2005, 05:58 PM

best: in your sleep, not knowing
worst: knowing your going to die like your sky diving and the parachute doesnt work all you can do is pray and hope you make it otherwise your just waiting to hit the ground

**jrhaile** · 07-22-2005, 06:00 PM

how about having your head sawed off? Nick Berg and those other people in Iraq had this done to them.. omg what a terrible way to go