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Old 07-22-2005, 06:02 PM   #16
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i would say getting hit by a train and slowly bleeding to death, or hands tied & some dude just slashes your throat and keeps cuttin until your head get detached from your body, maybe 3-4 Minutes to cut through the spinal cord. or a nice slash across the belly as u watch your bowels hit the floor.

as for the best. shit u got me death sucks...

Yea thats what i said
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Old 07-22-2005, 06:04 PM   #17
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ohh I should read next time haha
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Old 07-22-2005, 06:32 PM   #18
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Old 07-22-2005, 06:43 PM   #19
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Old 07-22-2005, 06:58 PM   #20
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actualy falling coconuts kill 10x as many people as sharks
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Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.
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Old 07-22-2005, 07:46 PM   #21
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Old 07-22-2005, 07:59 PM   #22
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
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Old 07-22-2005, 08:00 PM   #23
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Worst: Skinned alive and chucked into ocean. My friends and I have thought about that one.

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Old 07-22-2005, 09:57 PM   #24
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230mph McLaren F1 while doing hottie playmate beating an enzo then when you win, you are greeted with a huge crowd and then you do lots of women and get lots of money, and die of happyness then go to heaven

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Shahab beating you at driving.
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Old 07-22-2005, 10:56 PM   #25
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Old 07-24-2005, 08:44 PM   #26
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No matter how I die, I want it to get primetime news coverage, complete with action replays. plus, it needs to be so outrageous that I can look back and laugh and no one can keep a straight face at the funeral.

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banging a pornstar while skydiving (sans parachute) onto the san diego freeway during rush hour. wearing a helmet-cam. money generated frm video sales pays for the funeral.
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Old 07-24-2005, 10:18 PM   #27
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best: save like 10 hot women from a plane then bang them all, and die from too much pleasure.
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Old 07-24-2005, 10:22 PM   #28
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^^ why the plane? lol
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