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07-14-2005, 11:01 PM
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i killed a hooker today.
i killed a hooker today. actualy, it was yesterday, but by saying today it stresses the importance of the topic.... http://www.freep.com/news/locway/serial5_20040205.htm naw im just shitt ya. im just bored.
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07-14-2005, 11:05 PM
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Well. Here we go again...  |
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07-14-2005, 11:07 PM
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wow a prostitute guy. didn't know that bag of tea. I like to run over cheating women in my ferrari to make up for the guys hit by their estranged wifes Benz.... to each his own
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07-14-2005, 11:07 PM
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i figured it would be a good convo starter
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07-14-2005, 11:54 PM
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thats always a good thing, 7 out of 11, you know, you try to get all of them, but sometimes you just cant, thats ok, next time
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07-15-2005, 03:58 AM
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Thanks for the not-so current event?
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07-15-2005, 06:56 AM
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arent you suppose to kill them when you are done? i thought that was the point of getting a hooker...have your way and kill her when you are done...am i wrong?
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07-15-2005, 08:27 AM
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that's the way it works in GTA.... 
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07-15-2005, 07:52 PM
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Yeah I use to play that game alot.
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07-15-2005, 09:59 PM
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i bet banging that 52 year old hooker would be like sticking your d**k in a coffee can  
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07-15-2005, 10:05 PM
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haha ok my roomate said this one before family guy. "its like throwing a hot dog down a hall way"
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07-15-2005, 10:14 PM
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haha that quotes funny.
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07-15-2005, 10:22 PM
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hahaha... i watched that episode last night.... |
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