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View Poll Results: Hit it?
Oh hell yeah 3 9.38%
No way in **** 12 37.50%
Depends on Situation 17 53.13%
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Old 06-22-2005, 03:46 PM   #61
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Old 06-22-2005, 03:58 PM   #62
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we'll prove it post a pic teg and we'll tell you the size

have you never seen a pic of me ???
and I don't want you guessing my bra size I will get depressed

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Old 06-22-2005, 04:00 PM   #63
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have you never seen a pic of me ???
and I don't want you guessing my bra size I will get depressed

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Old 06-22-2005, 04:09 PM   #64
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i have i'm thinking either 34 a or b MAYBE 36 but no bigger, or smaller, i'd go with the 34
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:29 PM   #65
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WHAT THE FUCK

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Old 06-22-2005, 07:15 PM   #66
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Old 06-22-2005, 10:04 PM   #67
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i really hope that pic is a woman. the uber creeped my out when i first saw it
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Old 06-22-2005, 10:12 PM   #68
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I'd hit it even if the face was nasty... doggystyle is a great position. Paper bags are cheap and most couches and beds have pillows to bury their face in.

I banged one girl that didn't look fat at all with clothes on, but when she was naked, she was kind of chubby but had enormous boobs and sucked a mean c*ck :P
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Old 06-22-2005, 10:28 PM   #69
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Old 06-22-2005, 10:31 PM   #70
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I'd hit it even if the face was nasty... doggystyle is a great position. Paper bags are cheap and most couches and beds have pillows to bury their face in.

I banged one girl that didn't look fat at all with clothes on, but when she was naked, she was kind of chubby but had enormous boobs and sucked a mean c*ck :P
haha that first part was rad
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Old 06-22-2005, 10:31 PM   #71
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oh and those ten of you who said "No Way in ****", I call BS. Go long enough without sex and you'll hit anything. Shit my GF has been in Cali for a week and I found myseld stairing at our recpetionist the other day... and trust me, she's no looker.
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Old 06-22-2005, 10:33 PM   #72
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oh and those ten of you who said "No Way in ****", I call BS. Go long enough without sex and you'll hit anything. Shit my GF has been in Cali for a week and I found myseld stairing at our recpetionist the other day... and trust me, she's no looker.
there all too young to understand jrhaile
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Old 06-22-2005, 10:34 PM   #73
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Old 06-22-2005, 10:49 PM   #74
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there all too young to understand jrhaile
Yes they are... going from a constant sex routine to NONE is a shocker. You start doing weird things and seeing things differently. Your mind is actually cleared and you can breathe easier.
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Old 06-22-2005, 11:11 PM   #75
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5' 4" at a 140 lbs? good god.... calling out BS? ummm.......
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