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06-17-2005, 05:29 PM
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I Got Pooped On!!!
Story of the week! So, I was driving down the highway with only my driver's window completely down. It was a nice night, the stars were out... and so were the birds. As I'm going down the highway I see this bird come straight at my car and then fly past me right next to my open window. I was like, "That was close". Anyway, I get home and when I turn around there is bird poop on my back seat! WTF? It must have narrowly missed hitting me in the face! I could have died of bird poop in the face! (Not really, but hey.) Here's the bird poo, if you don't believe me:  Gross.  Peace, and post if you got pooped on (or if you didn't, whatever).
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06-17-2005, 05:33 PM
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Stupid bird!  |
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06-17-2005, 05:47 PM
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that sucks lol. i cant even tell you what i would do to that bird/any birds that i see if i got pooped on.
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06-17-2005, 06:07 PM
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OMG STOOPIT BERD CRAP!@2#%@1 oops i said crap tehee
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06-17-2005, 09:05 PM
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it sucks to get bird crap on the outside of ur car, let alone the inside. any ideas of how to clean it off?
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06-17-2005, 09:29 PM
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i just wiped it with a wet towel since it had all ready dried and then took meguiar's leather care foam to clean and condition it, it was no big deal. kinda ironic tho, since the first day i opened my sunroof I always wondered if a bird had ever pooped in someone's car, turns out that they do just as another note: I think birds have it out for me. This is the third time i've been pooped on. (once on skin, once on clothes, and once flying by my face and into my car). peace, love and BMWs
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06-17-2005, 11:08 PM
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^^ hey its better than on your hair, one time i was chillin w/my homies and a flock of birds were flying over, he yells out to his brother, yo, birds, and they put their hoodies on.. lol it was funny(it was in winter, they arent stupid and wear those dumb sweatshirts w/hoods in the winter)
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06-17-2005, 11:08 PM
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All I have to say is seagulls suck. Bad. BTW, that sig rocks, mullet 
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06-18-2005, 09:02 AM
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Haha, that sucks.
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06-18-2005, 10:32 AM
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Now we know you have a camera. And now you know we don't really care about bird poop. So... give us something we care more about. As for the bird poop... it's ok. They shit on my car whenever it's parked. They haven't started in-motion shittin' yet. Thankfully.
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06-18-2005, 10:47 AM
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Shit happens. |
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06-18-2005, 10:52 AM
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06-18-2005, 05:42 PM
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Wow I have never had that happen.
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06-18-2005, 05:57 PM
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good....now go play the lottery...win....and buy a new car!
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06-18-2005, 09:21 PM
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first JR is attacked, now you get pooped on. birds are out for our bimmers, i can smell the conspiracy
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