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06-07-2005, 09:24 PM
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what friends are for...
.. i think Torque will like a few of these.. hah A few promises of true friendship: 1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard or bitch who made you sad. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. 4 When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6. When you are confused - I will use big words that have no meaning to add to your confusion. 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel * Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. feel free to add on!
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06-07-2005, 09:31 PM
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Real cool stuff!  |
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06-07-2005, 10:34 PM
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sounds just like torque... David |
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06-07-2005, 10:53 PM
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haha thats great, sounds just like my friends and i! a friend will bail u out of jail but a good friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "wow that was fun!" -Hutch-
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06-07-2005, 11:03 PM
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I like most of them.
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06-09-2005, 01:04 AM
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 ahahahaha, that slinkie one at the end i s HILARIOUS 
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'DUDE THAT WAS FUCKIN AWESOME!'
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