what friends are for...
 

.. i think Torque will like a few of these.. hah

A few promises of true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard or bitch who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking
you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4 When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I
get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about
how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use big words that have no
meaning to add to your confusion.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are
well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.


Remember: A good friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body.

Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel



* Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.


feel free to add on!

Real cool stuff! :)

sounds just like torque... :)

David

haha thats great, sounds just like my friends and i!

a friend will bail u out of jail but a good friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "wow that was fun!"

-Hutch-

That was in my girlfriend's profile for a while. Awesome quote. haha

I like most of them.

Yup. Same here ;)

:lol ahahahaha, that slinkie one at the end i s HILARIOUS :lmao

nah dude its...

'DUDE THAT WAS FUCKIN AWESOME!'