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Old 06-05-2005, 03:03 AM   #1
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Old 06-05-2005, 07:51 AM   #2
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Old 06-05-2005, 08:15 AM   #3
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what kind of bird?
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Old 06-05-2005, 09:05 AM   #4
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like the bird in little nicky lol
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Old 06-05-2005, 09:10 AM   #5
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Old 06-05-2005, 09:53 AM   #6
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hahah thats awsome man! i hope u are ok! u should get urself a shotgun and take that little fucker out! haha i can just imagein u stading out on ur street in a wife beater wilding fireing a shotgun off cussing this bird out hahahaha.

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Old 06-05-2005, 10:49 AM   #7
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Old 06-05-2005, 11:37 AM   #8
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Old 06-05-2005, 11:58 AM   #9
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Old 06-05-2005, 01:07 PM   #10
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Old 06-05-2005, 02:20 PM   #11
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no so check this out.. I'm working in my garage yesterday and I see this bird stuck in there. Fucking stupid bird and can't find his way out. So I go over to help it and it flys at me and hits my in the face... So I'm like wtf! Again the bird is flying in circles like crazy and he finally stops by the garage's window. So again I go over to help it. He again smacks me in the face nearly drawing blood. Now I've been in several fights and no one has ever drawn blood from me so now I'm fucking pissed. So I get a broom and I start swinging it at the little fucker in which case he finally exits VIA THE BIG 15 FOOT DOOR! LITTLE FUCKER
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Old 06-05-2005, 03:25 PM   #12
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Old 06-05-2005, 03:32 PM   #13
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lmao that's some funny crap... Which reminds me we had a little parrot, and thed amn thing hated me, every time I would walk by he would start yapping his annoying voice. And one time he got out and flew from downstairs to my room and started to try to attack me, lol
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ive had that happen while climbing a tree, and a bird was up there protecting his nest

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