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Old 05-27-2005, 06:34 PM   #1
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funny day at work!

okay so as usual today at work some of us were quoting office space (great movie) anyways i get the idea to go print out some TPS cover sheets and i pass them out to a few people, they all laugh hella hard good time right... OKay well me and this guy named rick (me and him make fun this girl in the office who i seriously hate, and is the most annoying GULABLE person ever) i get the idea to tell her that we are going to start using these cover sheets (im pretty sure she hasnt seen office space...) anyways we call her over and tell her ALL about them, shes totally buying it... I have to walk away along with my dad because we are both trying not to laugh.. to only go into his office and cry! anyways he keeps telling her that it is our new way of tracking orders and she must not have got the memo! the memo part was great! he kept saying if you could just attach these to all your reports that would be greeeeat... mmkay holy shit i was dying! well then she starts asking questions like what does tps stand for... how do i fill it out... totally unexpected.. (we thought she was dumber haha) shes like what do they mean by language... Rick goes on to explain that in some offices they have many cultures and we can not be racist against them etc... she buys it.. she then asks some more questions and he starts to tell her all thse codes she has to remember... refinance 0500 owners 4869A loan 2389GT and shes taking notes.... needless to drag it on anymore... a good waste of 15 min plus probably the hardest i have ever laughed... we had a few people go up to her and ask if she had gotten the memo too haha... We told her this new policy takes affect in a few weeks (we are going to let her borrow office space, and she probably still wont catch on she is just that dumb)

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Old 05-27-2005, 06:39 PM   #2
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I can't wait to hear the outcome of this!!! Simply astonishing!
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Old 05-27-2005, 06:41 PM   #3
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haha nice.
post her reactions after watching office space!
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Old 05-27-2005, 06:42 PM   #4
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she will be like that was a funny movie! thanks for letting me borrow it! no joke! she is that dumb, ask dan

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Old 05-27-2005, 07:57 PM   #5
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Old 05-30-2005, 08:17 PM   #6
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i haven't gotten the memo has she seen it yet??
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Old 05-30-2005, 09:02 PM   #7
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Don't you have to do the TPS cover sheets first?
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Old 05-30-2005, 11:05 PM   #8
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that movie can cheer me up no matter what mood im in!

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Old 05-30-2005, 11:08 PM   #9
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Dude You Still Haven"t Told Us What Happend!!!!!
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Old 05-30-2005, 11:30 PM   #10
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Haha!! Dude, post that cover sheet up here. I wanna print a bunch out... they could come in handy.
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that's a really good idea. Let us know hwo it turns out!
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