stories withs smilies~! - United Bimmer Community

**Chris** · 05-25-2005, 10:40 PM

has anyone else ever gotten bored to the point where they tried to tell stories with the smilies on here? I know i have. I had a really good one, but then i saw the Jackson one and couldn't stop laughing

please, share your smiley story!

**Addicted?** · 05-25-2005, 10:46 PM

I will let this go for a little while just cause im sure we will all see some funny shit... lets try to only have 2-3 words between each smilie... the less the better

David

witeshark · 05-25-2005, 10:47 PM

and

sweet!

**Addicted?** · 05-25-2005, 10:49 PM

YEsterday i was

i

while drunk i

some hondas

in my field,

a jig, ate

, i then

sarah then she

then she

and

i went home and

and

then and

on UB.C the best F'ING BMW FORUM EVER!

David

**Chris** · 05-25-2005, 10:50 PM

David just

the shit out of this post. i now

David as if he was

(when he was black)

**Addicted?** · 05-25-2005, 10:52 PM

btw after

on sarah she tried to

me so i had to

at her and

her so she would leave me along i then made her

to my giant coc...... haha

**Addicted?** · 05-25-2005, 10:53 PM

i would also like to add... if sarah EVER read this i would be

and

I swear i am done now

David

**brien4787** · 05-25-2005, 11:17 PM

One time

and I were

down the street, and we had been

earlier.

got really

. I noticed a oversized can of

laying out in the middle of the street. I had to get out of my car to move it off the street.

got out too and started to

it with a stick that he had found on the side of the road. I had to take the stick away from him and thorw it off to the side of the road. When I turned back to the oversized can of

,

had started to

the

. I then threw

off of the

and walked over to my car really quick.

**brien4787** · 05-25-2005, 11:17 PM

A guy named LORI was

down that same road and noticed our problems. He got out of his car and tried his best to move the

off the road. The

was just too heavy, but lori kept trying and trying.... Then

ran behind lori and started to

him. At first lori was confused, but then after a few seconds lori was

. I noticed what was happening then I

them into a bloody mess. I then

and

.

**Chris** · 05-25-2005, 11:24 PM

lets state again no more than five words between smilies.....it could be rather interesting....

**brien4787** · 05-25-2005, 11:27 PM

negatory, dont tell me what to do.... my story owns you... k thanks

**Deloriant** · 05-25-2005, 11:27 PM

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh U Are All Stoners!! Stoners I Tell U!!! Rararr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

witeshark · 05-25-2005, 11:45 PM

As long as it's funny and fun, no rules, just right on this thread

**Addicted?** · 05-25-2005, 11:53 PM

no rules... but you arent as hardcore as me haha very funny story though!

David

**komodo** · 05-26-2005, 12:33 AM

HAHAHA!

This thread is amazing.

So I was

ing on UB.c and saw a video of

. He went up to a

and tried to

, but

said

.

gave him a

and

got

. Before he knew it,

was

him, looking very

.