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11-01-2007, 08:21 PM
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11-01-2007, 08:26 PM
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some brake fluid edit: in the beginning... there was light and a black almost godlike E30 on a highway it was turboed with bad brakes! so it drifted into my Dakar While I was.. Drinking my beer with a midget who had no stomach for beer he vomited everywhere I killed him with a que-tip and something went by really slow wait! could that a flying pig? No, more like the amazing habbie who is actually A Hand Model for the new and improved BMW that is completly crappy and unrefined. But still worth about 3000 Bucks. baby eaters worldwide enjoy the fact That dead rabbits cooked in large smell like shit I wonder if God was one and also that worms can do hookers and blow While boning midgets while smoking dope and eating babies that were tasty. washed down with some brake fluid Very strange.....  Last edited by Dr1ve4fun; 11-01-2007 at 08:39 PM.. |
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11-01-2007, 11:07 PM
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This is...
...not uplifting... as I would have hoped it to be.  We need something like a "unitedbimmerfest" to cheer us all up. Perhaps we could all meet at the Continental Divide in Colorado.  A "Drive the Divide" event much akin to the Mini folks' annual "Dragon". Just a suggestion...
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11-02-2007, 06:50 AM
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I can't find
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11-02-2007, 07:27 AM
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my car keys (EDIT: True, I really can't ) |
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11-02-2007, 08:12 AM
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i began frantically
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11-02-2007, 09:20 AM
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propositioning neighborhood wives |
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11-02-2007, 09:46 AM
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who I caught |
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11-02-2007, 10:34 AM
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Eating whipped butter |
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11-02-2007, 10:48 AM
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in naked bliss.
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11-02-2007, 11:46 AM
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They were all ot: I like your sig Dudesky  |
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11-02-2007, 12:50 PM
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beautiful, exept for |
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11-02-2007, 12:52 PM
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they had herpes |
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11-02-2007, 01:13 PM
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that didn't stop |
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11-02-2007, 01:36 PM
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colaborate and listen.
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