Okay, like so many others, I once belonged to a large online profile site called "facebook". Well several months ago a friend of mine bet I couldn't get kicked off of facebook, in 24 hours. So I of course was like: "your on."
After several violations involving sexual solicitation, some inner species erotica, and loads of butter. I was kicked, total time: 18 hours. I won.
Well as it turned out facebook is bigger socially than I thought it was
I started missing it.
Now I could have just made a new one, with a gmail account. But I didn't want to do that, if I did that I would have been a no network, I wanted to get back on my Auburn University network (I go to Auburn).
But here is the problem with that. Every student is assigned an email based on their name and initials, and this email was currently blocked...
So I hatched a plan.
I sent facebook a email saying that I was a new student at AU and that I had never made a facebook and that when I tried my email was disabled.
They said that my email had been disabled for violations of conduct (thats putting it nicely). I responded saying that I was a new AU student and I had gotten the Email of an old student that had left the year before.
So after several emails they say that they need to see my school idea and some other info.
I sent them this:
I photoshopped my ID with a new picture, name, and ID number and sent it to them with the other info.
And they bought it, and unlocked my email.
Back on facebook! Hahahaha