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Old 05-20-2005, 11:22 PM   #1
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Why did my phone battery die!!!!!!!

Okay so the reason why my phone camera didn't work: Walked into the river a couple of weeks ago with it in my pocket and it just dies after 2-3 hours of being on and thus wasn't working when I witnessed the ultimate rice car ever.

So I go to Wal-Mart in Post Falls Idaho to buy some Silverstars (32 bucks for a pair of 2 h7 is a steal!) and as I enter the parking lot I see the usual trash, old motorcycles, people on 4 wheelers and all of that kind of stuff... you know the norm for wal-mart. So I park, walk in get what I need and in the car section there was a kid there. He was one of those HS type of kids that think they're the shit. He was a good looking guy and he fucking knew it and strutted it! So I get what I needed and I think to myself, shit I bet he drives a honda; he just looked like that type. So I check out and as I'm walking out and about 2 cars down from mine I see this yellow/black/white honda civic (I think) with z3 grills, "halo" 1 piece style lights, must have been 20" rims in the back and 18-19" in the front with huge fender rolled (should have mentioned that the rims were different from the front to the back too and different colors, one was black the other was gold), huge wing, I mean it must have been at least 2-3 feet off the car with "pussy" lips on the end of it, a big old wide with a big ass-hole style opening in the front of it, bumper and extended rear bumper. So this sounds like your typical ricer right? This is the icing on the cake: It didn't have 2 exhausts, it didn't have 4 exhausts, not SIX 6 exhaust's but EIGHT yes FUCKING 8 exhaust tips on it. 6 out the back and 1 out each side near the rear wheel. So my first reaction was a jaw drop and then I start to walk towards it to check it out because I can't believe what I'm seeing. There was on intercooler anywhere unless it was mounted under the enormous hoodscoop on the hood (taller then the sti one). No sign at all of any real mods to the engine except the 8 4" fart cans and the "Racing" seats! so I grab my phone to take a picture because this is fucking priceless and I hear a BEEP BEEP. It was the little fucking shit from inside. So I start to walk back to my car and he walks by me and goes "like what you see?" I could not contain myself as he was sure I liked it. I chucked and said "what the fuck is that car?" He kind of gives me this weird look like I'm insane. He's all "it's my honda what does it look like?" I started laughing again and said in a serious and nice tone "dude you need to rethink some of those mods." He gets this kind weird look on his face again as if I'm crazy and says in a smartass tone "whatever man. You probably drive a ford escort or something." I'm like "no, I drive a BMW but thanks" and I walk away laughing. So I get in my car and sit there and wait for him to take off. He "guns" it to impress me or something and it sounded like 8 coffee cans with marbles in them being shook at the same time.

God I wish you guys could have seen this. I think I'm going to go back to walmart every night now and perform a stake out to find him...

Anyways, this was the highlight of my month that's for sure...

pece out people and have a good night...
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Old 05-20-2005, 11:29 PM   #2
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Stupid battery! Night - looking forward to the pics after the stake out!
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Old 05-20-2005, 11:31 PM   #3
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I'm serious, I'm doing a stake out and I'm searching all local honda forums for him lol
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Old 05-20-2005, 11:32 PM   #4
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Haha! That's hilarious. Just curious, but what color was the car (to complete the visual, lol)? I love the attitude of people who drive cars like that. They HONESTLY think it looks good.
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Old 05-20-2005, 11:41 PM   #5
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Haha! That's hilarious. Just curious, but what color was the car (to complete the visual, lol)? I love the attitude of people who drive cars like that. They HONESTLY think it looks good.
So true! Like captain Cadillac hood ornament // Merc 3 pointed star presto turbo assembly on that ridiculous Civic CRX!
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Old 05-20-2005, 11:47 PM   #6
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"So I get what I needed and I think to myself, shit I bet he drives a honda; he just looked like that type. So I check out and as I'm walking out and about 2 cars down from mine I see this yellow/black/white honda civic (I think)"

:P hood was black, both bumpers were white and rest of car was yellow
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Old 05-20-2005, 11:51 PM   #7
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You know? Opposite corners of USA? I see that type with that idiotic coffee can exhaust so often WOW
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Old 05-21-2005, 01:21 AM   #8
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those guys are HILARIOUS. they think they're all that and a bag of chips. There's so many ricers in my town i can't go a block without seeing one... or ten. but you HAVE to get some pics!
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Old 05-21-2005, 09:46 PM   #9
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Just a quick thought on phone batteries. Even the new good ones perform better if they are totally discharged a few times after being new...
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Old 05-22-2005, 07:32 PM   #10
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Just a quick thought on phone batteries. Even the new good ones perform better if they are totally discharged a few times after being new...
ya, you are supposed to charge your phone at night, and then use it the next day all the way through w/o charging it unless it dies, frequent charging slowly kills the battery.

but anyway, i want pictures! 8 fart cars is just out of this world. how could someone think that kind of shit looks good.
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:20 AM   #11
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Haha I see that type of shit all the time here in Manch. God damn ricers. Gotta love the ones that drive around with different colored body kits that dont match the car. I think most of them have the money for the kits but cant afford to paint the shit. Whatever, I have fun dusting them in my bimmer
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:35 AM   #12
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8 exhaust if it wouldn't have been a ricer i would have thought that ur kinda streching the story. think i know the car your talkin bout thou is it this one.
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:41 AM   #13
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haha omg no... but hilarious that car
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Old 05-23-2005, 01:30 PM   #14
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Haha that pic is from the "fried rice" thread. Those things disgust me!
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