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Old 06-28-2007, 12:25 AM   #1
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hoppy is drunk

go figure eh?

so, i figure id give you an update in the life of hoppy ( often confused with a soap opera)

so. let start with my drinking.

i turned 21 over 3 weeks ago, and havnt been sober since. to include drinking at work. 2 weeks of solid bar action,and atleast 1 "round for the house!" from me.

lets move on to work
New deli, new people, same old shit. we got a new kid who was some business major. they told him they were going to train him for assistant manager. well problem he let it go to his head and ignored the seasoned deli workers. not being one to take usurption well, we butted heads constantly. and after constant clashes, over 2 weeks, the rest of the place started to see he wasnt the man for the job. well. after rumors that he was gunna be fires, he quit today. and im feeling vindictive. im a horible person i know.

let step it up to women
still talking to my friends ex. all the normal drama you would expect is included. she saw him, he still wants her. yak yak yak
girlie #2. = too good for me. amazing. will keep you updated. she supposedly likes "the bad boy" despite she is the epitamy of a good girl. i swear mary would be impressed with her. and now adays looking like the "bad boy" over rules violating federal law... who knew right

Car
well, shes over 22. but shes still running strong. the brake lights... kinda... stoped working.... il deal with that later. still a tank to drive. shes given my friends SC 318 a little challenge ( highway )

well i suppose thats in for now. i havnt been around for a while. but figured id check in
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
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Old 06-28-2007, 12:48 AM   #2
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Old 06-28-2007, 12:52 AM   #3
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you know you wanted to know
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
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Old 06-28-2007, 04:59 AM   #4
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lol

Hoppy if you're going keep this binge consistent, you better get the brake lights fixed -regardless of the "binge factor", maybe for the SAFETY factor We don't mind a little drama but cop drama isn't funny (unless it's on youtube)

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Old 06-28-2007, 05:57 AM   #5
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I was getting nervous, hadn't heard from you in a while
The badboy/good girl thing is cool for a while, as long as you know it almost always turns out to be a casual passing fancy. Now, where is that bar, so I can get a free drink on you
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Old 06-28-2007, 09:16 PM   #6
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the Southwick Inn. it was the owners birthady ( pretty little 25 year old thing) and we had been going in there for 3 nights in a row, and well we must of been good customers, cause at it approached midnight, her and her friends poured shots, then they bought me and my friends shots and i said, hell with that and bought the rest of the bar a shot! so the entire bar toasted for her Bday.

im slowly cutting back on the drinking. moderation ya know
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
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Old 06-28-2007, 11:00 PM   #7
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haha you "bad boy"
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Old 06-28-2007, 11:35 PM   #8
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Old 06-29-2007, 12:08 AM   #9
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no im not the bad boy. some other guy is the bad boy

in her eyes im the good boy. thats soemthing i thought id never say. but i had a good laugh cause while the other guy is a "bad boy" for having tatoos and shit. im in my back yard...not ... violating federal law... just hilarious to me.
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.
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Old 06-29-2007, 07:09 AM   #10
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jeez... when I turned 16 I didn't drink like that... then it increased when I was 17 but now that I'm 18 I haven't drunk a beer in 2 months... never drink and drive... this weekend I'll go drinking again b/c there's a party where everyone wants to drink a shot with me...
no driving on saturday evening
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Old 06-30-2007, 12:20 AM   #11
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i have my highs and lows in drinking. when im at school i drink alot less. i drink the most when im home on break or for summer.

GERMANY eh? you guys have better beer, but we have better hard alcohol ( speak ill of bourbon and feel my wrath)
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.
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Old 06-30-2007, 08:56 AM   #12
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well, we got OUR beer and YOUR hard alcohol
AND genuine Russian Vodka...
so you see, we Germans live in the center of the Alcoholic Universe
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