 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|||||||
| Register | FAQ | Members List | Calendar | Advertise With Us | Mark Forums Read | |||
|
|
||||||||
|
Welcome to United Bimmer Community - BMW Forum . You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact us. |
| United Off Topic **FOR MEMBERS ONLY** Chat about whatever! Off-topic chat forum. (Be sure to appropriately title posts that are NWS) You must be registred and logged in to see sub-forums |
 |
|
|
Thread Tools |
05-15-2007, 01:39 PM
|
#1 | |
|
funny incident on the highway
so im driving back home, schools out. i have almost all my worldly possesions in the bimmer. so im on the high way in the left lane doing maybe 75-80. and i see a BMW coming up behind me new 645. i pull to the right and let off the gas to let it pass cleanly. ( i hate that awkward hang time when some one trys to pass) im slowing down. foot off the gas but not on the brake. so as the 645 passes, my cruise control kicks in. fully loaded car, 21 years old. she bucked abit as she accelerated after the 645. first thing i thought "No! shes too young for you. your like 10 times her age!" haha, i dont care what anyone says. my 535 would  any new bimmer. its so manly.haha normaly i refer to things in the femanine, but i think my 535 is a man
__________________
You know your a drunkard if you... Think box wine is great; eagerly awaiting box whiskey. Quote:
Bet I can drive faster than you can Come on Hoss, let's have some fun Go on shoot me with your radar gun You look bored and I sure am Catch me if you can. |
||
|
| Sponsored Links | |
|
|
|
|
05-15-2007, 01:49 PM
|
#2 | ||
|
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just spit barqs root beer out my nose!! this is genius Quote:
__________________
DINAN 3 Quote:
Last edited by Structur3d; 05-15-2007 at 02:00 PM.. |
|||
|
|
|
05-15-2007, 02:19 PM
|
#3 |
|
pwned. ahhhhahahha. this is why i come to these forums. when shit like that is said.
__________________
We all get the urge...Saturday early morning...nothing to do till noon...  BMW FTW The aural sensations of 1st gear WOT  **CGM **(Certified Garage Mechanic) 
|
|
|
|
|
05-15-2007, 02:50 PM
|
#4 |
|
Did you get him?
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
05-15-2007, 04:02 PM
|
#5 |
|
Pshhh whatever. That 645Ci is a hot one. Too hot for you to handle. 
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
05-15-2007, 04:24 PM
|
#6 |
|
that was hilarious.
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
05-15-2007, 06:37 PM
|
#7 |
|
Hoppy it almost reminds me of yesterday, i was driving home from the work spritidly off an interchange on the freeway and kept going and another dude in a new e90 comes flying up and he and I were blasting down the freeway at about 100. We continued this until we got off the freeway then pulled next to each other and proceded to talk about how awsome bmws were. |
|
|
|
|
05-15-2007, 06:50 PM
|
#8 | |
|
i didnt even try to keep up. i had a car CRAMED with all my college stuff. a fridge, a tv, computor, cloths, books, everything. it was just great that my cruise control resumed and it just seemed like my car wanted to get some of the 6er. we both waved as he passed though
__________________
You know your a drunkard if you... Think box wine is great; eagerly awaiting box whiskey. Quote:
Bet I can drive faster than you can Come on Hoss, let's have some fun Go on shoot me with your radar gun You look bored and I sure am Catch me if you can. |
||
|
|
|
05-15-2007, 07:22 PM
|
#9 |
|
"just pat your boy on the dash & reassure him that she was probably high maintenance anyway". Just another pretty face... |
|
|
|
| Sponsored Links | |
|
|
|
|
«
Previous Thread
|
Next Thread
»
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
| Thread Tools | |
|
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| not exactly a kill story...just a funny kill warning | Chris | Kill Stories | 15 | 12-04-2007 02:38 PM |
| A man is driving along a highway | stevo | Comedy Collection |
9 | 11-15-2007 08:15 AM |
| NWS! NWS! . . . but FUNNY! | CAPiTUL | Video and other Multimedia | 9 | 06-26-2006 09:46 AM |
| My "Black Man" Halloween outfit! Funny or Offensive (see pics)? | delmarco | United Off Topic **FOR MEMBERS ONLY** | 10 | 11-01-2005 07:56 AM |
| Kill / Fight on the Highway | mullethunter3 | Kill Stories | 11 | 06-27-2005 10:37 AM |
