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Old 05-14-2007, 02:33 PM   #1
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errrrm, it could happen......

Years ago while lying in my hammock I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbor's 10 year old daughter's rabbit.

For years I had watched her come home from school and head straight out to it's cage, free it and play with it in the yard. I knew today would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had to think fast.


The rabbit was dirty, so I washed it off with the hose, combed it with the dog brush and blew it dry with the leaf blower. Upon finishing its grooming I jumped the fence and replaced it back in its cage hoping its death would be written off as "natural causes". Back to the hammock.

Within the hour the neighbors Volvo pulled in as usual and out popped the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage. Only this time she stopped about six feet away and screamed: "DDDDAAAADDDDYYYY!"


Her father panic stricken stood looking at the cage. Being the good neighbor that I am I rushed to fence and asked if there was anything I could do.

Her father less than calmly blurted, "What kind of sick individual would dig up a little girl's dead rabbit and put it back in it's cage??"
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Old 05-14-2007, 03:40 PM   #2
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Old 05-15-2007, 04:01 PM   #3
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That's funny.
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:10 PM   #4
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ahahaha but it is wrong to do that i mean its dead she probably already knew that you should've left it there no one would ever say anything
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Old 05-15-2007, 11:26 PM   #5
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Old 05-16-2007, 12:16 AM   #6
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