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Numark318i 05-16-2005 08:53 PM

conversations with girls...topics..
 
ok so when u run out of ideas and ur conversing with a girl and ur not at the point where u can just stick ur tongue down her throat what do u guys say. I mean what are ur generall topics?

beem 05-16-2005 08:56 PM

ask her/tell her about embarassing moments. then try to explain to her why BMW is the ultimate driving machine. try to keep it under 4 hours though.

DEATH2000 05-16-2005 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by beem
ask her/tell her about embarassing moments. then try to explain to her why BMW is the ultimate driving machine. try to keep it under 4 hours though.

i would just start with why BMW is the ultimate driving machine, it would thake me more than 4 hours though

komodo 05-16-2005 09:31 PM

Numark, I actually know exactly what you're talking about.

That only happens when you're uncomfortable.... which is why that never happens aroud your friends or girls that you don't like. :)

The main thing is confidence. If you get nervous, a guy's mind will SHUT DOWN. Do not get nervous. If you're confident in yourself you'll be fine. Try commenting on random things just to keep conversation going until you think of something. Maybe point out how hot it is outside, then go into saying "like last week it was cold, and all of a sudden this heat wave came out of no where. about time though, winter has been here for too long, haha. this would be the perfect day to go jump in a pool. *grin* do you like swimming?" See, it started from an idle comment about how hot it was outside, then it progressed into a topic that can be conversed. Talk a bit, state your opinion, then ask her what she thinks, then comment on what she thinks, and if she doesn't say anything at that point, come up with another question. The most important thing is commenting on her answer, that shows her you're listening.

I could go on for an hour with suggestions, but I think you get the point. It's a start. ;)

witeshark 05-16-2005 09:31 PM

When I get to that point, we are usually past talking anyway :kiss :smileysex :naughty

Antiburn 05-16-2005 10:06 PM

Get her to start talking then just keep saying "uh-huh" and "yea really" and smile.

Rooz 05-16-2005 10:19 PM

chug a beer and u'll be ok, lol

Torque 05-16-2005 10:37 PM

I just whip it out and say 'what are we gonna do about this'... then I shove it down her throat.

Cheers mate.

witeshark 05-16-2005 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Torque
I just whip it out and say 'what are we gonna do about this'... then I shove it down her throat.

Cheers mate.

Outstanding! :redspotda

komodo 05-16-2005 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Torque
I just whip it out and say 'what are we gonna do about this'... then I shove it down her throat.

Cheers mate.

Only you torque... you would. lol

Rooz 05-16-2005 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Torque
I just whip it out and say 'what are we gonna do about this'... then I shove it down her throat.

Cheers mate.


LMAO, ok, I got a good one for you

THIS IS A REAL STORY:

This past saturday a small group of friends and I were at someone's house, it's around midnight, we're all just chealing, sipping on some beers, a very relaxed night :beer. Anyways, this friend of mine starts to talk to this girl (last time that girl hanged out with us she got so drunk that she ended up peing on some guy that she was sitting on his lap). But anyways, they start to talk and what not, then I had to leave at around 1:30ish, so I get home 5 minutes later (my house is 2-3 streets down) and around 2 in the mornign I get a call from my friend "Rooz you'd never guess what happend Harry and Larissa went to the pool and Larissa was giving him some head :bj and all of a sudden she pucked all over him" :eek. My jaw literally dropped when i heard that, lol, that's pretty nasty... lol

DEATH2000 05-16-2005 10:55 PM

AHAHAHA that would suck, getting pucked on while getting head. ud have to like sterilize ur dick

Rooz 05-16-2005 10:58 PM

lol, well, he had to walk home because no one wnated to give ihm a ride (he only lives like the next street down). But he did burn his underwear from what I heard, lol.... I haven't seen him since that night

Turbodefrost 05-17-2005 02:26 AM

:eek damn! LMAO that's the greatest most terribly disgustingly awesome thing i've ever heard! haha, "sucks" to be him

but anyways, about the girls. i think you just need to accelerate to the point of just sticking your toungue down her throught. that works a lot better for me! haha. but seriously, just be confident and don't get super serious. Keep the conversation easy going and light. i had the same struggles as you, then i realized i don't have to impress every girl i talk to, especially the ones i like. they don't want to be impressed, they want to be listened to!

EnvyM3 05-17-2005 07:29 AM

Just ask her questions about herself and act very interested. Girls love to talk about themselves. Be sensitive to what she says and then reveal something sensitive about yourself, so she feels bad. Once that is accomplished say that none of that matters now because I am with you. She will then lean in to kiss you b/c she will think you are sooo sweet. Then quickly stand up, dodge her kiss, bend her over and stick it in her ass.


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