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Okay, so long short made short... I am moving into a house and am doing the bar/basement in a "drinking and driving" theme... like cars, car parts, road signs, beer and liqueur. As part of this, I need some short, one line excuses for cops. Good ones. I'm at the edge of my creativity with the whole basement, so I need your help.
"Sorry officer, I thought the speed limit was 65."
"Ich spreche keine Englisch."
Post away boys!
Originally Posted by c1apton
- "The DIY Goddess" - nice job (She's "schoolin'" the boyZ)
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" look! a distraction!"
"sorry, my wife ran away with a cop, i thought you were trying to bring her back"
" I ran out of beer about 2 miles back and I was in a hurry to get some more!
il tell you the WORST thing to say for why you were speeding
" well iv got 2 dead hookers and a highway patrolman in the trunk. just wanted to get home before they bleed through and ruin the carpets"
garenteed ways of getting out of a ticket
if your a parent with a teen daughter. when you get pulled over for speeding and the cop approaches the car start SCREAMING!
"WHAT! YOUR PREGNANT! YOU WHORE! WHOS IS IT!..... THE THOMPSON BOY THAT METH HEAD!...."
not many cops will want to be in the middle of that
You know your a drunkard if you... Think box wine is great; eagerly awaiting box whiskey.
Originally Posted by RSF5
Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.