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Old 05-16-2005, 12:32 AM   #1
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Jesus Christ Can't Get His License

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7800577/?GT1=6542

Jesus is having some problems with the DMV....
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Old 05-16-2005, 12:53 AM   #2
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lol “Christ is not speaking to the press at this time." awesome, i love it. Why would someone change their name to Jesus Christ? hey baby whats your name? "Christ. Jesus Christ." **SLAP** haha, what a retard.
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Old 05-16-2005, 10:24 AM   #3
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WTF?????

The name is Christ.....Jesus Christ.
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Old 05-16-2005, 10:29 AM   #4
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that was on the news a few days ago....i couldnt stop laughing!
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Old 05-16-2005, 12:47 PM   #5
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That is way too funny!
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Old 05-16-2005, 06:07 PM   #6
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Should've gone with Vishnu, Destroyer of Worlds.
Oh well, still chuckle-worthy.

And hey! It's happening right around here!
You thought West Virginia was boring...
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Old 05-16-2005, 06:09 PM   #7
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my neighbors name is jesus.... lol
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Old 05-16-2005, 06:32 PM   #8
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heh it's always funny when a hispanic person named jesus is at a school and the teacher, being VERY american, says Jesus when calling out the name instead of what sounds like "hesuse"
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i have a mexican friend named jesus lol, i call his name the english way
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