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03-05-2007, 01:03 AM
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In response to hoppy's plea of entertainment. A couple of weeks ago this friend of mine gave me this "salvia" stuff. Alright, okay anyway. I'm thinking "this shit is legal how bad can it be" anyway about 30 seconds after hitting it I run in to the bathroom and lock myself in, and his shower curtain... is talking to me. It was like "Dude you girlfriend is a bitch." And I said "Shut the fuck up or I'll head butt you!" and it was like "Your girlfriend is a biiiiiiiiiittttttccccchhhh". So I'm like "KERRPAHHHHHHHH!!!!" and head butted it, bent the shower curtain bar in half. I had a bump on my head for 3 days. Fucking shower curtain.
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03-05-2007, 01:10 AM
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03-05-2007, 01:38 AM
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 Are you sure there was nobody behind the curtain???  Last edited by Dr1ve4fun; 03-05-2007 at 01:40 AM.. |
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03-05-2007, 01:42 AM
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sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo times are kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillin' meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! lol*
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03-05-2007, 02:21 AM
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Dude I have heard about salvia before. My roomate and his friends have tired it. there is a story about one guy being so high from it that he thought if he didn't stop staring at a spot on the couch everyone was going to die, then he stopped and was sorry cause he thought he killed all his firends. So I completly believe this story. They also said you had to smoke it from the bong on the floor or else you might drop it after you take a hit. |
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03-05-2007, 02:32 AM
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heh...I had never heard of it. It is kind of interesting... |
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03-05-2007, 09:18 AM
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03-05-2007, 10:59 AM
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Yeah. Salvia basically lasts for about 10 minutes. 5 minutes of actual "tripping" but its crazy, you can feel your internal body temp. rise, and everything is hilarious.
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03-05-2007, 12:06 PM
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see. all it takes is a little encouragement and all the good storys come out ya Salvia is for real. its a type of sage. its not so much that its "legal" it just hasnt been adressed yet. theres tons of plants like that out there.
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03-05-2007, 12:37 PM
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either way his dorm replaced the bar for free.  Then the cops raided his dorm 
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03-05-2007, 12:43 PM
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More stories!!!
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03-05-2007, 01:12 PM
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I always wanted to try that stuff since I first heard about it. I wonder what kind of crazy story I would have from it
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03-05-2007, 01:15 PM
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so... where can i get some? haha. i need to get some before spring break. hahaha. so what happend with the raid? did they take any? |
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03-05-2007, 02:11 PM
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Well you can get salvia from any herb smoke shop that sells glass bongs and stuff for "tobacco" products. And the raid didn't turn anything up. There were like 15 people asleep and the all of a sudden the door burst open.
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