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Old 02-08-2007, 11:53 PM   #1
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UUC's ultimate performance upgrade....

Saw this on UUC's site HERE....





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Once in awhile, a flash of inspiration, a thunderbolt of brilliance, some would say Divine intervention produces the ultimate car accessory. This is not one of those situations. Part of the proud legacy left by an unappreciated shipping clerk, UUC has used these long-lost blueprints to manufacture a one-of-a-kind... uh... thing. Introducing... PERFORMANCE FISH DEVICE Only by exploring the many uses of the PFD can you appreciate its versatility. Who knows, you may even come up with some of your own! click http://www.uucmotorwerks.com/PFD for "action shots" and explanations.
"F-you, you did NOT do that to my car!" - M.M.


And this too.... LMAO
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Old 02-09-2007, 10:01 AM   #2
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Rooz thats pretty funny, you have to like that they have a sense of humor.
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