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Old 12-11-2006, 09:03 AM   #1
Dudesky

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Why men make bad secretaries

Husband's note on refrigerator for wife:

Someone from the Gyna Colleges called.
They said the Pabst beer is normal.
I didn't know you liked beer.
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:07 AM   #2
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:21 AM   #3
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my notes go like this: someone called for you. next time ill let the machine get it.
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Old 12-11-2006, 01:00 PM   #4
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^^^ hahaha at least the pap smear was normal.
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Old 12-11-2006, 02:56 PM   #5
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heh
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Old 12-11-2006, 05:07 PM   #6
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:40 PM   #7
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awsome.
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Old 12-12-2006, 01:39 PM   #8
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Rulz!
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