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Old 11-02-2006, 07:25 PM   #1
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:32 PM   #2
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Yeah, thanks. I enjoyed every moment.

That's ALMOST as good as the walnut cracking chick.
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:35 PM   #3
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anyone care to host that via Wuicktime. No plug ins for WMA on Intel Macs.

nvm fixed.


ahahaha.
thats freaking hilirious. I like the beer cereal.
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:46 PM   #4
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that was nasty. I love the beer in the cereal ahahaha.
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:53 PM   #5
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Chris try flip4mac. Did anyone else get turned on by that?

Oh and the US sucks I'm moving someplace where they have good commercials.
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:56 PM   #6
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Yeah, she was just a little bit hot.
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Old 11-03-2006, 12:46 AM   #7
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Chris try flip4mac. Did anyone else get turned on by that?

Oh and the US sucks I'm moving someplace where they have good commercials.b
Second that canda sux too damn censoreship laws Some Other Countries Commercial Laws FTW
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Old 11-03-2006, 02:24 AM   #8
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Nasty, but she's still hot...
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Old 11-03-2006, 07:24 AM   #9
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excellent.

and they have a point.
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