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Old 05-11-2006, 12:54 AM   #1
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so im talking to a bot on msn and....

shpuzster@gmail.com says: (10:53:08 PM)
so im going to go get drunk on saturday

- SmarterChild - says: (10:53:10 PM)
Would you like me to add the event "Go get drunk" on May 13th, 2006 to your planner?



i thought you guys might find that funny. i know i did....
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Old 05-11-2006, 12:57 AM   #2
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Old 05-11-2006, 01:42 AM   #3
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lol, you talked to a bot, i think thats the funny part...
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Old 05-11-2006, 03:37 AM   #4
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Craig, what are we going to do with you?

You are going insane. You are now talking to bots. Whatever happend to talking to women?
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Old 05-11-2006, 08:46 AM   #5
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maybe it had a female voice.

maybe, the bot made more sense. . .
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Old 05-11-2006, 11:51 AM   #6
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no i was talking to it because i just wanted to see what it would say to that. and the ONLY reason i actualy added it is because my brother said it was a moron and kinda funny to talk to.
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Old 05-11-2006, 12:14 PM   #7
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why do those bots even exist? this is IM right?

that is funny tho.
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Old 05-11-2006, 02:36 PM   #8
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Craig, is life that boring in Kansas? You need to go start a brushfire or something... talking to bots???
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Old 05-11-2006, 02:44 PM   #9
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^i wasnt realy talking to him, i just wanted to see what it would say when i said that. i mean, he freaks out when i cuss at him. i figured he would go crazy if i said that. oh, and i started a brush fire a while back... i have a pic of it. let me find it....
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Old 05-11-2006, 02:58 PM   #10
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here it is

haha, dont worry. it was perfectly legal.
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Old 05-11-2006, 03:07 PM   #11
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just to get the picture of how big that thing was, that picture was taken about 50 miles away O_O
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Old 05-11-2006, 08:18 PM   #12
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Craig, is life that boring in Kansas? You need to go start a brushfire or something... talking to bots???
Please keep in mind, Craig live in Western Kansas. Western Kansas is nothingness but wide open fields.

Central Kansas to Eastern Kansas is more lively than that.
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Old 05-12-2006, 01:47 AM   #13
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Please keep in mind, Craig live in Western Kansas. Western Kansas is nothingness but wide open fields.

Central Kansas to Eastern Kansas is more lively than that.
Then, why don't you kidnap him and bring him to the side of Kansas that doesn't need air & daylight piped to it?
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Old 05-12-2006, 02:26 AM   #14
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50 miles away? dude, that means if you were in a car, going 60mph, youd have to travel for 50 mins just to get to the spot.. are you sure? and seriously, isnt it pretty rare to have a 50 mile stretch w/absolutely NOTHING in the way?
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Old 05-12-2006, 10:43 AM   #15
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^who said i took that picture? and yes, you can see smoke that far away if its big enough. and, its midwest kansas, WHATS GOING TO BE IN THE WAY!? ill take another pic of where it was(standing in the same spot) to show there is absolutly nohting in the way. theres a small town(tribune) in that direction but its not going to get in the way of a huge smoke cloub. and, just so you know, under law we kinda have to either burn or mow the CRP fields( original prairy grass, the owners get payed to keep it that way. lol) and thats what we were doing.
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