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Old 06-16-2006, 12:48 AM   #1
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I love getting flipped Off....

Ok so i had a 12 hour work day today..and i was just feeling like shit. So i figured for the way home i could put some excitement in my day, and drive spritedly.

I got the 330, and i head out on my one hour drive. I got two mountain passes to go over. First one is smooth. Then i stop to get gas and continue onto the next.

No traffic on the first half of the pass, which was sweet. Then i hit the top, and of course there are a couple of cars. I figure ok i have had enough fun and slow down. Get behind this Toyota truck(2002 ish) and leave a nice 4 car distance between us. Of course the 330 has the Xenon bulbs so i dont tailgate to much, because i dont like to blind people.

We ge to a passing lane, theres three cars infront of this women, and the first one is going really slow. So the three of us pass the slow car and keep going. I got kinda close to the rear of the truck, because the van sped up and almost didnt let me in.

So we get to open highway, the truck is still in front of me im not tail gating her whats so ever. Im at a legal distance, but this bitch keeps speeding up and slowing down. Then she flashes her highs a couple of times and does it again. I figure she doesnt like my head lights. So a passing lane comes i figure ill pass her cause she doesnt like my Xenon lights.

I punch it to 80 and then keep that speed to pass her. She then proceeds to floor it and try and race me...aprently cause shes mad at me? I speed up some more pass her and get in front of her. by this point im going 100 and pulling away from her, but shes still going atleast 80. She flashes her brights and keeps them on.

I then get into town and the women pulls up next to me while takinga right at a red l ight. She rolls down her window, flips me off and says fuck you. I honk my horn and tel her to "Go fuck yourself" and she takes off.

Well...that was way to long...but..i mean i didtn do anything wrong. Other then speeding to get infront of her so i dont blind her i didnt do anythign wrong. Anyways...she screwed up my sweet nigth of driving.
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Old 06-16-2006, 01:01 AM   #2
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Sounds like you triggered her PMS w/your lights...lol. ANYTIME someone is F'ing you from behind w/their lights, just position ALL your mirrors back at them (if you're up for game w/the clown) If not, just wave and smile - that usually pisses them off more. BTW, you probably messed up her evening more than she messed w/yours.
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Old 06-16-2006, 01:06 AM   #3
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Sounds like you triggered her PMS w/your lights...lol.
BTW, you probably messed up her evening more than she messed w/yours.
yea i probally did trigger her PMS.

and...i dont give a flying squirel if i messed up here evening....I worked like an animal all day...and all i wanted was some peacefull sprited driving.
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Old 06-16-2006, 04:43 AM   #4
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Intermittent Explosive Disorder

Sometimes people get annoyed simply because you drive an 'upscale' car; they like to show you that you're no better than them. I get that a lot, but I pay them no mind. Which I think pisses them off even more
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:29 AM   #5
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u shoulda gave her a kiss and said "i love you too baby"
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:40 AM   #6
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hold on, a woman driver got pissed off at another driver? there is seriously something wrong w/this world!
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Old 06-16-2006, 10:06 AM   #7
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I always drive fast after work it just feels like your getting away and you get to finally relax. One time this guy almost pulled out in front of me and he got all pissed off because he thought I was going to fast I guess
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Old 06-16-2006, 10:59 AM   #8
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I always drive fast after work it just feels like your getting away and you get to finally relax. One time this guy almost pulled out in front of me and he got all pissed off because he thought I was going to fast I guess
haha yea that sounds right. I have taht happen alot.

Ahh...i love how 100mph feels exactly the same as if i was going 55. BMW ftw.

what ever. I hope i see her again, so i can pass her.
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I was driving through my gf's neighborhood yesterday in the 328, and i've got all the windows open and such. I'm going up this hill by her house and showing elise how the A_M button works and such so i'm in first and all of a sudden this woman starts SCREAMING at me from the side of the road "slow down slow down slow down!" with all the arm waving that would omply to take it down a notch. So i look down and i'm only going 20... so i scream out the window i'm five under! and she screams YEAH RIGHT!......

so i slip it into nuetra and take it to about 6000 right next to her ears and drive off.
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I was driving through my gf's neighborhood yesterday in the 328, and i've got all the windows open and such. I'm going up this hill by her house and showing elise how the A_M button works and such so i'm in first and all of a sudden this woman starts SCREAMING at me from the side of the road "slow down slow down slow down!" with all the arm waving that would omply to take it down a notch. So i look down and i'm only going 20... so i scream out the window i'm five under! and she screams YEAH RIGHT!......

so i slip it into nuetra and take it to about 6000 right next to her ears and drive off.
heh i had the same happen to me. Except teh guy was an off duty sherrif.



BTW i tried no DSC, and it feels alot like the E30, just less body roll. No i know why everyone drives without it.
although i got alot more tire noise that way.
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Old 06-16-2006, 03:31 PM   #11
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BTW i tried no DSC, and it feels alot like the E30, just less body roll. No i know why everyone drives without it.
although i got alot more tire noise that way.
Haha nice, see comment under my screen name


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Old 06-16-2006, 07:42 PM   #13
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Haha nice, see comment under my screen name


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Old 06-16-2006, 11:13 PM   #14
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Why is this a kill story? 330 against a toyota truck, come on. She was pissed cause you were fuckin with her for no reason. Try something better than that if your gonna brag.
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