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Post up anything funny you find online here. Could be flash videos, amusing websites, text jokes, anything.

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Old 08-17-2006, 03:17 PM   #1
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Elevator Ride

Skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says:
"7' tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."

The little man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says:
"What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weighs 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says:
"Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around!'"
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Old 08-17-2006, 04:17 PM   #2
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hahahahahahahaaha props to that 1
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Old 08-17-2006, 06:09 PM   #3
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lol very nice!

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Old 08-18-2006, 12:13 AM   #4
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Wow haha
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