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Post up anything funny you find online here. Could be flash videos, amusing websites, text jokes, anything.

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Old 07-21-2006, 07:47 AM   #1
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Old 07-21-2006, 08:01 AM   #2
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Old 07-21-2006, 09:49 AM   #3
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Old 07-21-2006, 10:11 AM   #4
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Old 07-21-2006, 10:17 AM   #5
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.
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