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Old 06-23-2006, 04:12 AM   #1
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Old 06-23-2006, 09:52 AM   #2
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Hmmm coffee
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Old 06-23-2006, 01:26 PM   #3
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LOLOLOL.

Nasty, but funny. I like the dude at the end that asks for it a bit lighter. lol
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When I was a kid, we had the Atari 2600 with games like Space Invaders and Asteroids! There were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! .... Just like LIFE!

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Old 06-23-2006, 04:12 PM   #4
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^^^ id ask for the same
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Old 06-23-2006, 05:10 PM   #5
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nah, chill. I dont want anybody's breast milk lightening up my coffee. Really, that is pretty nasty.
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When I was a kid, we had the Atari 2600 with games like Space Invaders and Asteroids! There were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! .... Just like LIFE!

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Old 06-23-2006, 05:12 PM   #6
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you know, her hand is always on the same place on her hip. i wonder if its a fake.
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When I was a kid, we had the Atari 2600 with games like Space Invaders and Asteroids! There were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! .... Just like LIFE!

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Old 06-23-2006, 05:22 PM   #7
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^^^ maybe that is nasty. whats wrong with me?
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Old 06-23-2006, 09:57 PM   #8
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but you can so tell shes pushing on something in her pocket, but still damn funny
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Old 06-23-2006, 10:12 PM   #9
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that is freaking wierd, did you see the one kid with the fucked up teeth, like gizz his pants? when she did it?
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Old 06-24-2006, 12:33 AM   #10
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Haha thats funny shit, run for cover!
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Old 06-24-2006, 12:38 AM   #11
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thats funny. fake nipple FTW
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Old 06-24-2006, 01:08 AM   #12
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ah, jesus. i think im gunna puke. thats just wrong... what is wrong with you people. you make me sick!


creme in coffee. whats wrong with you.

seriously though, as a former professional in the field. cofee is ment to be enjoyed black
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Old 06-24-2006, 01:37 AM   #13
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Funny thing, hoppy. . . I can chew and suck on coffee beans. Love it, as matter of fact. BUT, I can not drink black coffee. Once the flavor gets cut with water, just doesn't taste the same. Need that cream and sugar.
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Old 06-24-2006, 01:57 AM   #14
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That's freaking awesome! Breastmilk FTW
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Old 06-24-2006, 02:28 AM   #15
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