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Old 06-19-2006, 01:57 PM   #1
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:26 PM   #2
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Thats just...sad that it got online.
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Old 06-19-2006, 07:04 PM   #3
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I say that was worth my time.
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Old 06-19-2006, 07:10 PM   #4
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Old 06-20-2006, 09:47 AM   #5
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omigod. what a moron.

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Old 06-20-2006, 11:07 AM   #6
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what the fuck
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Old 06-20-2006, 02:34 PM   #7
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I'm actually impressed that he did that for so long without laughing...I wouldn't have been able to.
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Old 06-20-2006, 03:00 PM   #8
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probbily ruined something in the tranny from doing that
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.
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Old 06-20-2006, 03:11 PM   #9
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. . . . please, for the love of all that is good. . . .

BOO THIS MAN!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! lolol.
That was bad, man. I mean - really, REALLY - . . . . BAD! lolol.

What a fucking dork that guy is.
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Old 06-20-2006, 04:16 PM   #10
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. . . . please, for the love of all that is good. . . .

BOO THIS MAN!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! lolol.
That was bad, man. I mean - really, REALLY - . . . . BAD! lolol.

What a fucking dork that guy is.

hey whats the chinese letter about? on bottom of your sig
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Old 06-20-2006, 06:01 PM   #11
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i saw it b4, and i still laughed, good 1!
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Old 06-20-2006, 08:35 PM   #12
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Old 06-24-2006, 02:06 AM   #13
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that tranny hates its life right about now
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Old 11-08-2006, 05:11 PM   #14
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probbily ruined something in the tranny from doing that
i was thinking the same thing. it's probably his mums car. he must be a hairy teenager because he clearly doesnt know cars and the damage he's doing forcing it up and down that violently - although he's seen f1 or v8 racing on tv enough to mimic the sound.

my 2 year old son can do that.

this guy is mental, granted its funny for 2 seconds, its just sooo sad.
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Old 11-08-2006, 09:05 PM   #15
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why?
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