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Old 05-04-2005, 10:15 PM   #1
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LMAO Guy in a 04 Vet can't drive

ok, lol, this is a funny one... Today at aorund 5pm, I was on my way to this girl's house and it's only like 10 mins away, but anyways, I turned out of my street, and this vet flies by me ( I'd race anything for the hell of it) Even though I knew the car would smoke me easily, I zig-zag through traffic catching up with it at the red light. LEft side light turns orange, my light turns green, I launch my car rather well, other guy over revs his car spinning way too much tire for a good launch then he gets a little bit of traction and his car stalls out

And I won by forfey of the vet owner lmao what an idiot...
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Old 05-04-2005, 10:20 PM   #2
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Old 05-04-2005, 10:28 PM   #3
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congratulations?
lol, I guess... I wonder how the vet owner felt? lol
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Old 05-04-2005, 11:14 PM   #4
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Old 05-16-2005, 08:13 PM   #5
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haha, stalls out...how do you stall after you have already started moving. . . what a tool
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Old 05-16-2005, 09:36 PM   #6
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That's hilarious. Nice kill... i think. haha
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Old 05-16-2005, 10:44 PM   #7
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he stalled after he started moving..LOL
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Old 05-16-2005, 10:52 PM   #8
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haha, stalls out...how do you stall after you have already started moving. . . what a tool
That person must have been a complete idiot, lol, I dunno how he pulled it off but he must have felt like crap afterwards... I am not sure if he either came forward or his car jerked forward a litte (kinda like when you start a car in first gear) but then again he couldn't have just started his car bcs he was reving it and was spinning tires..... kinda weird how people can confuse you on hwo they F up their cars, lol, oh well, this was a while ago, since then I only think about it when I see another vet like that....
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Old 05-16-2005, 10:59 PM   #9
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why the hell do people buy cars tehy can't drive, or control?
everyone has to learn somewhere, so he had the money to buy that car, no need to go bashing him. I still stall occasionally, and I know how to drive
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everyone has to learn somewhere, so he had the money to buy that car, no need to go bashing him. I still stall occasionally, and I know how to drive
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everyone has to learn somewhere, so he had the money to buy that car, no need to go bashing him. I still stall occasionally, and I know how to drive

Yeah, kinda like this girl that goes to my school and has a 63 Impala that Used to be a manual before her dad had it changed to an automatic for her, lol god that ruined that car, lol
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hahahaha let me see you try and drive my car, ally can get it out of first gear better than you can, i let her drive it recently
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Yeah, kinda like this girl that goes to my school and has a 63 Impala that Used to be automatic before her dad had it changed to an automatic for her, lol god that ruined that car, lol
So, the 'pala went through the auto to auto conversion. Must be interesting...

As for the story... you did not race a vet... a vet is a animal doctor... a vette is a car.

Other than me being a spelling nazi: the guy probably cought traction after he let off, and then got scared and pushed the clutch in... or something such as that; because I don't see another way to stall when moving lol.
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So, the 'pala went through the auto to auto conversion. Must be interesting...

As for the story... you did not race a vet... a vet is a animal doctor... a vette is a car.

Other than me being a spelling nazi: the guy probably cought traction after he let off, and then got scared and pushed the clutch in... or something such as that; because I don't see another way to stall when moving lol.
Edited it, but I am sure everyone got my point...

And I know I couldn't win a race Vs a vet, my point was that the guy was an ass and tried to show off but then screwed up


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