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Old 05-11-2006, 03:06 PM   #1
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Can a car have nice curves?

I was driving somewhere the other day and i saw an E90 i liked and elise goes why do you like it so much? and i say "she has nice curves" and she starts laughing saying that car's aren't girls, they're cars, an wtf does nice curves mean?"


now lets clear this up. I think we can all agreee that all cars on this forum is a girl (i think even teg's car she said was named as a girl), so we don't need to dispute that, but has anyone else here ever said that a car has nice curves, or anything to the equivalent. (i might have used the word sexy instead of nice, i don't remembet)
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Old 05-11-2006, 03:14 PM   #2
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Hell ya a car can have nice curves. She can also have a good looking ass and an ugly one. Not to mention that nice rack also known as the frontend and headlights! But, where is the pussy, the engine?!?

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Old 05-11-2006, 03:20 PM   #3
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Old 05-11-2006, 03:30 PM   #4
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I think cars are hermaphrodites. They are usually referred to as girls, yet when they get up and move, we say that car has got some balls!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess the interior of my car is pu$$y. . . warm, soft, and being that Im a dick, good to get into. hehe.
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Old 05-11-2006, 03:49 PM   #5
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i always refer to bimmer as her or she. i have never said nice curves, but i have called em sexy before. i havent said that one has balls; i have heard it tho.
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Here's a thought in this topic, lets compare cars and girls:

Nice curves on a car.......widebody = hot

now a girl with a widebody = Fat Ass


So yeah, some cars can have nicer curves than some women
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Old 05-11-2006, 04:45 PM   #7
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mine doesnt really have curves, more like lines....F
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Old 05-11-2006, 05:44 PM   #8
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Old 05-11-2006, 05:48 PM   #9
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Old 05-11-2006, 07:34 PM   #10
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Hell ya a car can have nice curves. She can also have a good looking ass and an ugly one.
Yeah, it all depends on each personal preference. I like anything newer, but older is definately not me.

And, I've heard having a fat/wide ass.
Example: e60 5ers and e65/e66 7s.
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i have never said nice curves, but i have called em sexy before.
I've done that before too.

e38 740iL Sport, e39 540i Sport, e46 M3, e60 M5, e63 650i, e66 750Li...etc.
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Old 05-11-2006, 09:29 PM   #11
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I actually prefer the term... "That car is sex."

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Old 05-11-2006, 09:30 PM   #12
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thats a nice name. mine just has a title, THE BIMMER
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I actually prefer the term... "That car is sex."
Or pure sex.
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Old 05-12-2006, 06:13 PM   #14
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The E36 has some sexy ass curves for sure. my car is named heidi. in that shes german and every other heidi ive ever known has been hot as hell
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