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Post up anything funny you find online here. Could be flash videos, amusing websites, text jokes, anything.

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Unread 05-11-2006, 11:14 AM   #1
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why do those bots even exist? this is IM right?

that is funny tho.
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Unread 05-11-2006, 01:44 PM   #2
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^i wasnt realy talking to him, i just wanted to see what it would say when i said that. i mean, he freaks out when i cuss at him. i figured he would go crazy if i said that. oh, and i started a brush fire a while back... i have a pic of it. let me find it....
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Unread 05-27-2006, 03:35 PM   #3
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Wow, keep em' coming.
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Unread 05-27-2006, 07:39 PM   #4
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Unread 06-13-2006, 12:50 AM   #5
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Unread 06-13-2006, 11:58 AM   #6
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Haha that pic should also be used in Craigs "new car" thread. He changes his mind every single day
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Unread 06-13-2006, 12:36 PM   #7
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50 miles away? dude, that means if you were in a car, going 60mph, youd have to travel for 50 mins just to get to the spot.. are you sure? and seriously, isnt it pretty rare to have a 50 mile stretch w/absolutely NOTHING in the way?
Try looking at Tribune Kansas on Google Maps, and switch to the satellite image . . It's sooo desolate that the satellites don't even bother taking photos
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Unread 06-13-2006, 01:13 PM   #8
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Haha that pic should also be used in Craigs "new car" thread. He changes his mind every single day
yeah i am going to make fun of that next time me and aj make another one of those ub add things
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Unread 06-13-2006, 01:30 PM   #9
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How to add a "bot" in MSN?
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Unread 06-13-2006, 02:12 PM   #10
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^^ lollerz. Zeaq is lonely too.

By the way, this has been bugging me for months: have you noticed, Zeaq, that you mispelled Brunei in you profile?
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Unread 06-13-2006, 03:38 PM   #11
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Haha nice catch drz
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Unread 06-13-2006, 03:58 PM   #12
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No, i'm not loney.I'm just wondering how he add a bot.Haha..I never knew they had this feature.

Ok i will correct that..
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Unread 11-08-2006, 06:14 PM   #13
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impressive logic for an msn script.
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