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Old 04-20-2006, 12:25 AM   #1
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Random quote: Based on fear for a small dog loose in her own yard - quote: There are hawks free in the neighbor's yard! Oh Noooze!
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Old 04-20-2006, 08:29 AM   #2
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Old 04-20-2006, 09:07 AM   #3
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Old 04-20-2006, 10:03 AM   #4
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Old 04-20-2006, 10:50 AM   #5
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Ok, I'll raise you 1

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Old 04-20-2006, 10:53 AM   #6
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oh.. i thought you were talking about exsperf.
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Old 04-20-2006, 11:01 AM   #7
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Well to explain, the point being that the dog is very small. But how are the hawks based on any one neighbor's yard?
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Old 04-20-2006, 11:54 AM   #8
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Are you guys all high on smack? WTF are u talking about?
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Old 04-20-2006, 12:13 PM   #9
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Apparantly it's 4-20 day.... so... yea... their all high... sad isn't it?
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Old 04-20-2006, 12:59 PM   #10
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Well to explain, the point being that the dog is very small. But how are the hawks based on any one neighbor's yard?
Sounds like a Louis Black quote:
"If it weren't for my horse, I'd never enrolled in college.."
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Old 04-20-2006, 01:07 PM   #11
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Apparantly it's 4-20 day.... so... yea... their all high... sad isn't it?
Nah, I think witeshark is always like that, hehe.
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Old 04-21-2006, 10:40 AM   #12
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Thats just witeshark being witeshark.
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Old 04-21-2006, 11:35 AM   #13
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Hey, she actually said that on a talk show Not my idea
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Old 04-21-2006, 11:41 AM   #14
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What? Who said it on a talk show? I must be completely missing something.
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Old 04-27-2006, 06:38 PM   #15
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witeshark what the hell man...haha
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