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Old 04-18-2006, 09:30 AM   #1
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This Guy In This Stupid Is300...

This guy had to be going like at least 80-85 runs up the back end of the car in the lane beside me, the car is going way slow, so that he don't nail him this guy cuts over with maybe a foot between the bumpers into my lane, keep in mind this is Riverside so I am going like 55, traffic is stoped ahead for the light so he has to slam on the breaks - - - horn locked down with my hands from bracing (which I know you shouldn't do but I did it before I knew it), standing on the brakes, the weights in my back floor board are now in my front floor board - get stoped with maybe a few inches - god my brakes smelled like ASS and I have a masive headace

-thank GOD for BMW brakes!!!

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Old 04-18-2006, 09:49 AM   #2
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Old 04-18-2006, 10:25 AM   #3
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Yea, you really gotta be prepared for assholes like that; expect him/her to do the most retarded thing. Off topic, but when my brother taught me how to drive, he told me to constantly glance at all the mirrors. Now I do it out of habit. That way there are no surprises; I always know where everyone is around me at all times . .that way if something happens, I already know my options without having to look around first
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Old 04-18-2006, 12:40 PM   #4
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Yea, you really gotta be prepared for assholes like that; expect him/her to do the most retarded thing. Off topic, but when my brother taught me how to drive, he told me to constantly glance at all the mirrors. Now I do it out of habit. That way there are no surprises; I always know where everyone is around me at all times . .that way if something happens, I already know my options without having to look around first
You know I watch my mirrors pretty good but this guy was on us before I even knew he was commin - he was FLYIN'!

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Old 04-18-2006, 07:10 PM   #5
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this just goes to prove that assholes drive every make of car.
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Old 04-18-2006, 07:16 PM   #6
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Well ur lucky u werent rear-ended by some dumb fuck at the same time.
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Old 04-18-2006, 07:39 PM   #7
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truth be told, i keep a pretty god eye on my mirrors but even if someone was about to rear end me, i'd let it happen as long as i could tell it wasn't going to be fatal.....i need a new car and if they want to give it to me, be my guest.....
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:11 PM   #8
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:19 PM   #9
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Yea same here... if I were in the 190E... forgetabouit.
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Old 04-18-2006, 10:17 PM   #10
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sorry Teg

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Old 04-19-2006, 10:53 AM   #11
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to kill stories???
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Old 04-19-2006, 10:57 AM   #12
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saved me many times, but what i love is when other people are in the car. they all brace for impact and then are surprised we didnt hit what ever it was. and then i point out i wasnt even standing on the brakes
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
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Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
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Old 04-19-2006, 03:12 PM   #13
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saved me many times, but what i love is when other people are in the car. they all brace for impact and then are surprised we didnt hit what ever it was. and then i point out i wasnt even standing on the brakes
oh yea you take someone that drives a bowtie or a blue oval and they grip the ohshit bars and its like - relax you've got BMW brakes now!

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Old 04-19-2006, 03:14 PM   #14
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Old 04-19-2006, 03:22 PM   #15
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