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Old 04-17-2006, 10:10 AM   #1
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Canadian Drinking Game

Canadian Drinking Game

A Chinese man drinks his beer, suddenly throws his
glass into the
air,then pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to
pieces. In Chinese, he
says, "our glasses are so cheap we don't need to
drink from the same one
twice."

An East Indian man, obviously impressed by this,
downs his beer,throws
his glass into the air, pulls out an AK-47 and
shoots the glass to
pieces. "In India," he says, "we have so much sand
to make glasses,
we don't need to drink from the same one twice
either."

A Canadian man, cool as a cucumber, drinks his beer,
throws his glass
into t he air, pulls out a shot gun, then shoots
both men before he
catches his glass. "Here in Canada," he says, "we
have so many Chinese
and East Indians, we don't need to drink with the
same ones twice."
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Old 04-17-2006, 10:19 AM   #2
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OMG hahaha
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Old 04-17-2006, 12:19 PM   #3
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HAHAHAHAH God Bless Canada!!!!!
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Old 04-17-2006, 12:38 PM   #4
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Haha, similar to this one though, different spin:
http://www.unitedbimmer.com/forums/c...-into-bar.html
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Old 04-17-2006, 07:01 PM   #5
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Old 04-17-2006, 07:24 PM   #6
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