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Old 04-01-2006, 01:17 PM   #1
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Ugly Ass Car Thread

Found this POS on myspace and thought we should have an ugly car thread, where we can all laugh at what some people find "hot"

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Old 04-01-2006, 01:21 PM   #2
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Found this POS on myspace and thought we should have an ugly car thread, where we can all laugh at what some people find "hot"

yeah, man! the beast above and the true beauty below!

you know the saying though. one man's piece of junk is someone's piece of art. to each their own. but personally, yeah, that is ugggllllly! no way for me either.......
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Old 04-01-2006, 02:02 PM   #3
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Old 04-01-2006, 02:05 PM   #4
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Old 04-01-2006, 02:09 PM   #5
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Old 04-01-2006, 02:21 PM   #6
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Old 04-01-2006, 02:44 PM   #7
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what is it???
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Old 04-01-2006, 02:46 PM   #8
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Old 04-01-2006, 02:54 PM   #9
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Old 04-01-2006, 08:06 PM   #10
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Found this POS on myspace and thought we should have an ugly car thread, where we can all laugh at what some people find "hot"

looks like the car is is a smiley face
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Old 04-02-2006, 07:19 AM   #11
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:41 AM   #12
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i actually think that PT Cruiser looks pretty damn mean.
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Old 04-02-2006, 02:02 PM   #13
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i actually think that PT Cruiser looks pretty damn mean.
I agree. It looks better than the rest of the millions of PT Cruisers on the street.
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Old 04-02-2006, 02:17 PM   #14
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Old 04-02-2006, 02:17 PM   #15
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