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Unread 04-01-2006, 01:21 PM   #1
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Found this POS on myspace and thought we should have an ugly car thread, where we can all laugh at what some people find "hot"

yeah, man! the beast above and the true beauty below!

you know the saying though. one man's piece of junk is someone's piece of art. to each their own. but personally, yeah, that is ugggllllly! no way for me either.......
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Unread 04-01-2006, 02:02 PM   #2
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Here's some
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Unread 04-01-2006, 02:09 PM   #3
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Unread 04-01-2006, 02:21 PM   #4
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Unread 04-01-2006, 02:44 PM   #5
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what is it???
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Unread 04-01-2006, 08:06 PM   #6
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Found this POS on myspace and thought we should have an ugly car thread, where we can all laugh at what some people find "hot"

looks like the car is is a smiley face
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Unread 04-02-2006, 07:19 AM   #7
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Unread 04-02-2006, 11:41 AM   #8
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i actually think that PT Cruiser looks pretty damn mean.
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Unread 04-03-2006, 12:37 PM   #9
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that acura in the middle is hot.
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Unread 04-06-2006, 02:12 AM   #10
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Found this POS on myspace and thought we should have an ugly car thread, where we can all laugh at what some people find "hot"

I'll see your "ugly" and raise you one uglier
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Unread 04-06-2006, 10:21 PM   #11
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what is it???
looks like a vette
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Unread 04-06-2006, 10:27 PM   #12
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actualy i think its an older firebird/trans am something like that.
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Unread 04-06-2006, 10:32 PM   #13
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What the HELL is that?
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Unread 04-07-2006, 10:12 AM   #14
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Um, is that aluminum foil on the wheels?
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Unread 04-07-2006, 07:00 PM   #15
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Probably, to keep aliens from landing on his rear spoiler. I wonder if that's FAA approved?
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