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Old 03-31-2006, 09:05 AM   #1
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Old 03-31-2006, 09:10 AM   #2
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A new use for tow hooks? I'd hate to forget to 'unsecure' the vehicle; I think the pole would win.
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Old 03-31-2006, 09:13 AM   #3
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A new use for tow hooks? I'd hate to forget to 'unsecure' the vehicle; I think the pole would win.
It sure would make a great video, that VW would look like a fly getting swatted - BANG! (now THAT would be priceless)
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Old 03-31-2006, 10:31 AM   #4
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This may be thread of the week! Way too funny!
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Old 03-31-2006, 11:16 AM   #5
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A new use for tow hooks? I'd hate to forget to 'unsecure' the vehicle; I think the pole would win.
Haha, and the way the angle is, if the car backed up, that pole would be pulled down right on top of the car. Ouch.
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Old 03-31-2006, 01:06 PM   #6
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haha the funny thing is tho, that may just work, i mean the tow hook isnt going anywhere and the cable is low enough on the poll that i dont think the poll would b going anywhere anytime soon. The bike chain there would b the weakest link in the whole deal!

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Old 03-31-2006, 06:07 PM   #7
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haha the funny thing is tho, that may just work, i mean the tow hook isnt going anywhere and the cable is low enough on the poll that i dont think the poll would b going anywhere anytime soon. The bike chain there would b the weakest link in the whole deal!

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I dunno, the insane power of the Jetta may overcome it.
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Old 03-31-2006, 07:09 PM   #8
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Where the hell did u find that Harry? thats funny shit
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Old 03-31-2006, 10:04 PM   #9
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Old 03-31-2006, 10:13 PM   #10
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imagine that car backing up and the pumper just tearing apart from it
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Old 03-31-2006, 11:20 PM   #11
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rooz.. thats attatched to the tow hook, what i would imagine would happen is that the tires wouldnt have enough grip to move the car
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Old 03-31-2006, 11:30 PM   #12
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rooz.. thats attatched to the tow hook, what i would imagine would happen is that the tires wouldnt have enough grip to move the car
I still think my idea would be more fun
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Old 04-24-2006, 05:16 PM   #13
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