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Old 03-29-2006, 10:29 AM   #1
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Second time in a week!

Guess what???

Yeap, got pulled over today again

This is some really funny crap, and this time I was as cocky as it gets with him!

I was at a stop light turning left, light turns green, I make my turn and right away a cop pulls me over (I guess he was like 2 cars behind me at the light or something)

Me - "Hummm, any reason while you'r pulling me over?"
Cop - "Yes, sir, that's some pretty dark tint you got there"
Me - "Wow, actually, it's 35% a little lighter that state limit... "
Cop - "Well, from a DISTANCE it looks really dark"
Me - " (I was like you got to be bs-ing me to, ) well, I tell you what, I have a receipt in my gloves box for my tint so, I am going to reach in there and get it, and also, lightning mikes did my tint work and there shop is about 2 miles up the road. Oh, and I just came from doing my NC state emissions, so... yeah!"

He kinda looks at the receipt....

Cop - "Well there sir..."
Me - "Why don't you get that little device that tells you how dark the tint is because I have to meet someone at 9:00 and am starting to get late"
Cop - "no, that's all right sir, have a good day"

PS: Sorry no pics this time, I was too busy holding my self from laughing in this idiot's face!

Sidenote - I hope you guys aren't getting bored of seing my threads about me getting pulled over,
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Old 03-29-2006, 10:36 AM   #2
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we need more stupid cops like that in FLA, the ones over here HATE ME
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Old 03-29-2006, 10:42 AM   #3
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That is amazing! Sorry Edwin, that must suck
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Old 03-29-2006, 11:37 AM   #4
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Well, yeah, but what percent are you running edwin? lol

Rooz, that's amazing, haha.
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Old 03-29-2006, 11:42 AM   #5
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rooz, it just never ends, does it? luckly for me, the cops here dont do there job. 90% of the time they are cleaning there car or eating somewhere, or, just not working.
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Old 03-29-2006, 03:04 PM   #6
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haha rooz you're a regular cop magnet!
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Old 03-29-2006, 07:54 PM   #7
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I wonder what the record in 1 week is.

Keep doing what you're doing, and KEEP those cop stories rolling.

I'm laughing out loud, this is sooo funny.

Thanks for the laugh, had a rough day.
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Old 03-29-2006, 08:33 PM   #8
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Damn it I hate the cops around here, When I got caught in a speed trap on North Point there was no getting out of it...
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Old 03-29-2006, 08:39 PM   #9
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I wonder what the record in 1 week is.

Keep doing what you're doing, and KEEP those cop stories rolling.

I'm laughing out loud, this is sooo funny.

Thanks for the laugh, had a rough day.
the week is still young....
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