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Old 03-26-2006, 10:11 AM   #1
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a guy walks into a bar.......

......... and says "all lawyers are assholes" a guy in the bar stands up and says "hey, I resent that" the first guy says, "oh, sorry. are you a lawyer?" the guy says "no, Im an asshole"
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Old 03-26-2006, 11:23 AM   #2
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Old 03-26-2006, 11:40 AM   #3
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3 guys walk into a bar. the fourth one ducks.

huh huh!?

heres one to use when first meeting people

"how much does a polar bear weigh... JUST ENOUGHT TO BREAK THE ICE!"


TARMAC
A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac.

The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it won't see him. The barman looks down at him and says, "What's the matter with you? Why are you hiding? You've got six lanes and two hard shoulders. Why are you frightened of a piece of tarmac?

The motorway replies, "You don't know him like I do. He's a cyclepath."
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.
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Old 03-26-2006, 07:21 PM   #4
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