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Old 03-21-2006, 09:21 PM   #1
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Talking Fried Rice anyone?

Okay dokey so I’m on my way home from my girlfriends house tonight and I pull up to a light next to this Celica Ricer, Oh man this thing had the works: body kit a different color than the body, little led lights everywhere, painted brakes, and a muffler that looked like it belonged on the end of some World War I machine gun turret or something. Any who I pull up next to him and he keeps looking at me (he was some dude with short spiky hair or what have you) and I could tell from the car he was out to race people. Alright so the light turns red on the other side and he rolls forward. Then our light turns green and he takes off and I floored it almost all the way. He was a little a head of me then I pass him and push the accelerator all the way down to the kick-down switch (I have an auto.) the car downshifts and I just take off and fried him. I got up to about 4-5 car lengths ahead of him and by that time we were at the light for an on ramp to a high way and he turns onto that. Who else loves that sound their BMW engine makes when it’s approaching red-line, that whooshing almost jet engine sound?
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Old 03-21-2006, 09:31 PM   #2
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Sweet. I love that sound so much.
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Old 03-21-2006, 09:51 PM   #3
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sweetness nice kill
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Old 03-21-2006, 09:53 PM   #4
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You can tell by his car he was out to race people? So everytime he drives anywhere its for the sole purpose of racing? More details on the celica was it the newer model?
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Old 03-21-2006, 10:11 PM   #5
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You can tell by his car he was out to race people? So everytime he drives anywhere its for the sole purpose of racing? More details on the celica was it the newer model?
Oh common everyone has seen ricers like that, you can just tell. He doesn't drive everywhere for the sole purpose of racing so he won't start it if he doesn't want to. And I don't know about the Celica it was a relatively late model but not that new.
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Old 03-21-2006, 10:44 PM   #6
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storamin is late, he will come in and start bashing your auto(he should be here already).. he must be sick or something
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Old 03-21-2006, 11:02 PM   #7
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storamin is late, he will come in and start bashing your auto(he should be here already).. he must be sick or something
I was actually going to say that, but I figured I'd give him a chance...
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Old 03-22-2006, 12:11 AM   #8
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Sweet. I love that sound so much.
Personally, I like hearing the guy in the ricer crying "whaa-whaa" - it's even better when you hear his trans grinding above the weed wacker noise then a large clunk, then a plume of blue smoke. Now that's a kill.

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Old 03-22-2006, 03:03 PM   #9
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it's not a kill if you've got an auto... coming in for the kill guys

while I appreciate your enthusiasm, never fear that i will fail to make an apperance bashing autos. xsperf, words cannot describe how awesome you are!
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Old 03-22-2006, 03:43 PM   #10
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it's not a kill if you've got an auto... coming in for the kill guys

while I appreciate your enthusiasm, never fear that i will fail to make an apperance bashing autos. xsperf, words cannot describe how awesome you are!
I will take you up on a race with my auto any day, kill you, then post it on here.
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Old 03-22-2006, 03:47 PM   #11
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323 vs a 325 or 328 (sorry storamin, i forgot which one) with some mods, i dont know if you will last long.
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Old 03-22-2006, 03:49 PM   #12
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Mhm, whats he have on his car?
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Old 03-22-2006, 04:19 PM   #13
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I vote on all of us with Auto's taking our shift knobs out and beating Storamin up with them
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Old 03-22-2006, 05:10 PM   #14
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good luck rooz. i'd take your little bitch ass and fuck your day up. my school has had some problems with armed robery lately and i have taken the appropriate measures of self defence preperations.

your e46 323i automatic is a slow car. it weighs more than my car, it has an automatic, and it's a 323. my 325 and decent shifting would destroy your car. your car is about the worst bmw you can buy, short of a 318ti automatic. hell, an e30 318 manual would kill your car.

my engine is stock. pure power is the least important thing to me. brakes and suspension i have upgraded but those won't play any role in a race.
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Old 03-22-2006, 05:18 PM   #15
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auto or no auto you have to admit that beating up on a ricer is always enjoyable.
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