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Old 05-01-2005, 12:23 AM   #1
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Hey Girls!!

ok ladies,

Let me explain a little something...... If you are going to drang a man out of his house at 11:30 at night after a shitty day at work in the POURING rain with the promise of a 3some that u swear will go through and that u "just have to see him" dont back out and then have your friend that u roped into the idea be the only one to follow through! yea its a bit of a downer for said guy. also if u do decide to back out of it dont sit in the room makeing commentary about everything in the room like john fuckin madden! ok im done ranting sorry for makeing this a broad target at all women i retract that part.

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Old 05-01-2005, 12:25 AM   #2
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want i should rough her up for you?
kidding. *** shifty eyes***


that sucks man. cant say iv ever been in that situation but i can imagine it sucks
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Old 05-01-2005, 01:24 AM   #3
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haha we will talk about potential roughing up of female later on via PM lol jk yea dude this was the first 3some that one of the chicks backed out. i mean i was content to still b gettin it from the other one, but it was just wierd to have the first one litteraly sitting in the room listentin to music and bing like "hey guys i love this song" or "hey hows it goin over there?" or "hey can i put on oldschool?" ..... yea just awkward and what not.
eather ur in or ur out and if ur out please just leave the room hahah.

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Old 05-03-2005, 07:09 PM   #4
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Old 05-04-2005, 09:02 AM   #5
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Old 05-04-2005, 09:29 AM   #6
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Old 05-04-2005, 09:46 AM   #7
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LOL! girls make me laugh - if you say your gonna do something DO IT!

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THANK YOU! thats all im saying! haha, but its all good i went back over last night and round 2 was much more successful hah.

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Old 05-04-2005, 07:02 PM   #8
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hahaha that is terrible!!! Ur pimp hand must not be very strong...must work on that one
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Old 05-04-2005, 07:09 PM   #9
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THANK YOU! thats all im saying! haha, but its all good i went back over last night and round 2 was much more successful hah.

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NICE! yeah threesome! Dont think i will ever have the opprotunity for such a great endever

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Old 05-04-2005, 10:56 PM   #10
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NICE! yeah threesome! Dont think i will ever have the opprotunity for such a great endever

David

Dont worry dude its fun and everything but when u get right down to it its really more work then its worth, i mean u have to make sure both girls are entertained at the same time, and when u get right down to it u still get the same result that u would get with one chick haha. i mean i wouldnt pass it up but dont feel like its a huge loss eather haha especaly when u have such a cool chick as is!

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Old 05-05-2005, 12:39 AM   #11
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sarah=the coolest... defintaly good enough for me in the sack.. along with other places haha

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Old 05-05-2005, 01:25 AM   #12
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sarah=the coolest... defintaly good enough for me in the sack.. along with other places haha

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Old 05-05-2005, 08:38 AM   #13
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Dont worry dude its fun and everything but when u get right down to it its really more work then its worth, i mean u have to make sure both girls are entertained at the same time, and when u get right down to it u still get the same result that u would get with one chick haha. i mean i wouldnt pass it up but dont feel like its a huge loss eather haha especaly when u have such a cool chick as is!

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It's more work the for the girl too but there is a whole nother level there for her but I wouldn't know anything about it

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Old 05-05-2005, 11:01 AM   #14
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It's more work the for the girl too but there is a whole nother level there for her but I wouldn't know anything about it

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hahah no not our angel Teg !

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